@LindsJMitchell

go chiefs. go royals.

Joined September 2011
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“Tell me your nnnaaammmeee” and I love her for that
TMZ
@TMZOct 15
😬 Hilary Swank has an awkward autograph encounter with a fan...
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I am sorry to my Australian friends for saying this but we should give the Muslims Australia and then never allow another plane or ship to leave the land
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Love this picture. My people took a wild continent, built the greatest country that's ever existed, even carved our heroes into the mountains. All they can do is flip it off. Completely powerless and neutered
Average Black DC Enjoyer 🇵🇸
@forpalestine300Oct 12
Happy indigenous people’s day and fuck all colonizers
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typa mf i used to pick next during popcorn reading so i could catch a breather
BTC Bro
@BTC_brooOct 13
“I’m sure your first day of work wasn’t that bad!” The first day of work:
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Come forward if you had “Kelly Clarkson has put us all in danger” as a phrase being spoken on your 2026 bingo card
TMZ
@TMZOct 13
😳 Kelly Clarkson Bird Feud: Art of Play co-owner says employees are getting threats. "Kelly Clarkson has put us all in danger."
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Get the fuck out of my way
nick 📚@whirrfanboyOct 13
I’m SO back
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Josh Allen gets treated like a make-a-wish quarterback
Henry McKenna
@henrycmckennaOct 13
Josh Allen threw a SMART interception. Call me crazy. But I can explain! #Bills #Billsmafia
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Yeah yeah anyway you better get back to the res to collect your bennys and buy your booze and drugs
Average Black DC Enjoyer 🇵🇸
@forpalestine300Oct 12
Happy indigenous people’s day and fuck all colonizers
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Lindsay retweeted
MR. POP
@MrPopOfficialOct 12
A fun, low stakes pop culture scandal. Thank you, Kelly Clarkson.
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I’m at the point where they either need to deport her or stop telling us about this stuff
Insider Wire
@InsiderWireOct 12
#BREAKING: Ilhan Omar may have faked her age to qualify for U.S. citizenship.
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We all know what’s about to happen
Mark Gunnels
@MarkAGunnelsOct 11
The 4-0 Chiefs will be hosting the 0-5 Chargers next Sunday.
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I can tell the girl who did my IV wants to be friends with me after I told her she was better at IV’s than the TN death row team bc I didn’t feel anything
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Account based in India can’t believe Americans wipe their asses
Design Bandit
@arroworksOct 10
Oh wait, his country still uses paper to vote and also wipe their arse with it. How disgusting.
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Maybe I’m too woke but this isn’t funny at all
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@tkisrageOct 10
Worse than actual gore
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You guys are so slow I’m so genuinely worried for all of you
BBQuinn@QuinCunningOct 9
Replying to @RealLifeGold
The fact that this is supposed to be the "real them" but nobody was clearly in the same room at the same time
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Okay great push her down
Brian Entin
@BrianEntinOct 8
Christa Pike is up and walking, her legal team told the BBC. I have heard several doctors take issue with the lawyers saying she was braindead, and then made a miraculous turnaround. "There is no miracle here. Her recovery is what one would expect when someone is brought to an ICU," I'm told.
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I have, don’t worry
Charlie Ledger
@CharlieLedgerXOct 7
Babe what’s wrong, you haven’t made it about you yet today
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Okay fuck (definitely don’t look at my picture)
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@fuckyourtwitt3rOct 8
soon as a bitch pull out a jean jacket I know she’s 31 +
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