If I follow you back and your first instinct is to DM me; don’t.

It’s not a holiday & he didn’t even ask for them, but making my hubbies favorite deviled eggs as a symbol of my love& devotion. (I hate making them!) but he’s worth it, I suppose. 😏

Did I tell you guys I’m gonna be a grandma? 👵🏼 my almost 7 y/o patterdale terrier (who hasn’t shown signs of being in heat for 2 yrs) is with child(ren). The 9 month old wiener dog learned a new trick a few months ago. We’ll call them Peter-patters. AI predictions next photo 🤦🏼‍♀️

Fall front 🍁🍂🍃💨 has passed us down in SWFL- the wind is peeling out there! I got all my Cinderella chores done yesterday, hair done, & then home to my PJs which I will remain in until I have to go to work tomorrow…making a pulled ham in the smoker and no other plans! 🙌🏼

Sweet dreams, yall. I’m tappin out. I can’t hang. ✌🏼 😴😘

I just did the most redneck dude thing there is…all by myself!! I won’t show you what I look like 🤣🫣 but just got my daughters vw Jetta un-stuck in the mud! 💪🏼 and just in time for it to start raining again!

Oh to be 21 again…

I grew accustomed to gladly throwing the jersey on a hanger at the end of each season in disgust. I faithfully pulled it out each April, but Imagine my surprise to tearing up this afternoon as I carefully buttoned the button on the hanger. Ty for a FUN season, boys! #whitesox

So much hate watching this week I’ll likely wake up pissed off at nothing 😡

It has been a rough few weeks in general and the worst sports week for me personally, but this helps the medicine go down. 🤣🤣🤣🤣 it’s F Philly Every day and twice on Sundays!!!!

Come on boys let’s get some run support! 🖤⚾️🫣#whitesox

My son’s story on tik tok (circa 2014?) They Won the little league county tourney as the White Sox and my hubby managed the team! That was such a fun time! Ironically my hubby did the same thing in 1994 with his dad coaching him. Full ⭕️ #SoxIn5

You’d have to pay me to leave! Tf!?!?

God I hope so!

No. And I hope he has a tiny pebble in his shoe that disappears every time he takes the shoe off.

I hope the corner of Christian Parkers fitted sheet pops off every night. Keep it going.

I hope Christian Parkers socks get wet every time he puts on shoes. 💦👟