full findings from $LAPTOP pre launch investigation (most of what's circulating is wrong): - launches on Base - GSR Markets is the MM (1.55% of supply) - day 1 airdrop is 10% of supply and it goes to Hunter's Substack and Channel 5 subscribers, not $TRUMP holders. 30 days to claim, unclaimed is burned. a separate 10% future airdrop has no stated criteria - a further allocation is reserved for people who lost money on $TRUMP, distributed at the discretion of participating exchanges - the MiCAR filing discloses a fully diluted value of USD 50,510 as of 31 March 2026, sitting next to USD 1 share capital - admission to trading is "being sought" on Coinbase, Bybit Europe, Kraken, Bitvavo, Bitpanda and Uphold - 1,000,000,000 total supply. founders 30%, predictions 30%, day 1 airdrop 10%, future airdrop 10%, liquidity 10%, foundation 5%, charity 5% - 35% unlocks at TGE. the liquidity bucket is only 100,000,000 tokens - the filing says the issuer retains 650,000,000 tokens, 65% of supply - founders are locked 6 months, the events allocation 12 months, then linear monthly vesting over 24 months each - 30% of supply is tied to prediction market outcomes. when one resolves true, tokens burn - but the filing says the Foundation "determines whether event milestones are achieved" and holders "bear the risk that allocation and milestone decisions are made at the entity's discretion". they decide whether their own conditions resolved - their own risk section says memecoins "have primarily benefited early insiders at the expense of later purchasers" - also from the risk section: "no committed roadmap. There is no current plan to develop it further" - 3 more counterparties onboarded with the same test then send pattern as GSR: 5,000,000, 1,499,990 and 1,024,990. the last landed 7 Sep at 16:06 UTC - contract is a stock LayerZero OFT with fixed supply. no mint, no blacklist, no sell tax, no pause, no max wallet, no trading gate - the audit has them wiring a Base to Solana bridge, so it goes multichain