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It’s far easier to trick a man than it is to convince him that he’s been tricked.
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🚨🇵🇹 OFFICIAL! CRISTIANO RONALDO STATEMENT: “This is the truth on what has happened with Jorge Jesus”.
As I promised, I decided to recount, in the first person and directly, the circumstances surrounding the last training camp of the National Team.
After the 2026 World Cup I prepared a letter to the Portuguese people, which I still keep, with the words I want to address to them when I leave our team for good.
At the end of the competition, already on the flight back from the United States, the President of the Federation asked and insisted that I reconsider the decision to leave, because the FPF wanted me to continue.
Right afterwards he asked me for my opinion on the name of the current head coach, which he was considering alongside other names he did not reveal to me.
I told the President of the Federation that, in my opinion, it would be the right choice.
That is why, on the day the current head coach was presented, I was genuinely happy with the choice. It was the right option, as the results are confirming.
A few days later I received a first contact from the new national team coach saying he would like to meet me in person. I said yes and we scheduled it for the end of my holidays.
We met at the Cidade do Futebol, where my club was holding its pre-season training camp.
That day the coach told me he was counting on me and that my presence was fundamental to his project. He presented me, right there, with a plan for my participation. He told me I would play the first match and the last one, and that for reasons of physical management he would always make three to four changes per match.
At that point he raised the possibility of me not travelling with the national team to Norway and Denmark. He proposed that I play the first match and stay in Portugal, then rejoin before the match at the Dragão.
I refused this proposal immediately. It seemed obvious to me that I could not accept it. It was not because I would not play the matches abroad that I would stop captaining our team. That privilege of staying in Portugal would not be a good example.
The coach ended up agreeing with my analysis.
This conversation was attended by Simão Coutinho, sporting director of Al Nassr, the person to whom the current coach reported throughout last season and one of those responsible for his signing by the club in 2025.
On the eve of the start of the camp the coach came to my house in Lisbon, at his request, for another conversation with me. The conversation was calm and all the principles agreed in August were maintained.
I played the match at Alvalade and, although substituted, I made no problem of it. I put the armband on Bruno Fernandes myself, far from imagining that I might be taking my last steps as a player and captain of the National Team. What mattered to me that day was our victory. Winning is always good; in Portugal and for my country, even better.
At lunchtime on the day of the match in Norway, an assistant to the coach came to the table where the group was having lunch and informed me that the coach wanted to speak to me.
To my absolute surprise, the coach asked me if I was fit to play 30 minutes. I was fully focused on my physical recovery, integrated with my teammates as always, and thinking that I would not play that day. Without any problem.
This request was something outside my physical recovery and training plan — because I was only going to play on the 4th at the Dragão — but of course I said yes. He replied that I should then be ready because I would play 30 minutes.
The rest everyone knows. I warmed up from half-time, watched the minutes go by, and was not called.
The coach had broken his word to me.
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🚨 𝗡𝗘𝗪: Disney is creating an animated series called "Messi and the Giants," for which Lionel Messi is an executive producer.
The series will be released in 2027.
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Just sell your family land and raise N7 million. Give me N5 million and I'll hand you Kuwait visa in a month.
Kuwait has the highest currency in the world. In fact, 1 Kuwaiti dinar is equivalent to N5,000.
If you work 12 hours a day at 8 Kuwait dinar per hour. You'll make 96 Kuwait Dinar in a day, which is equivalent to N480,000 a day.
In a month, you're already making N12 million.
Close eye and work for just one year and you're counting N150 million.
Make it 2 years and increase the money to N300 million.
Use N100 million to build your mansion in Nigeria and relocate to Finland and enjoy life.
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This is exactly how Naija agents ruined the lives of our youths with their fake japa stories.
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Michael Owen won a Ballon d'Or while playing for Liverpool, but ask any Liverpool fan if Owen is a top 5 legend at Anfield. They will laugh at you. Kaká won a Ballon d'Or at AC Milan, but he isn’t ranked ahead of Maldini, Baresi, or Van Basten. Club legacy is built on what you gave to the badge, not what France Football put in your trophy cabinet.
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🚨🗣️ 𝗡𝗘𝗪: Fred tells says Jhon Durán would refuse to run in training because he was already RICH:
“The craziest guy I played with? Durán, Jhon Durán. That guy doesn’t care about anything at all."
"We’d tell him: ‘Durán, let’s go train, let’s go run a bit over there,’ and he’d reply: ‘I’M ALREADY RICH, I DON’T NEED TO RUN.’ Then he’d just go off to the medical room…"
"Later, when he went to Zenit, I told him: ‘You’re gonna make more money there…’l
"And he replied: ‘THE MORE THE BETTER, THE MORE THE BETTER.’"
“He’s a good guy. You can tell the kid has a good heart."
"But he was at Aston Villa, and then they got him this contract at Al-Nassr, bro… a SURREAL contract."
"HE’S ALREADY BOUGHT ALL OF COLOMBIA.”
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When we were in University, the best phones were not up to N150k. The money we use to buy phones today, are what men were using to buy cars then.
E reach our turn to be adult, everything just hard
I’m sorry we just can’t have a 3 week international break this early into the season again. We’ve just come of an amazing World Cup, league football barely begun and it’s back to international football. What makes it worse is that it’s nation league and friendlies.
Been awful
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Going first means everybody behind you gets to learn from the mistakes you had to discover.
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As a man, you need to get married early because the older you get, the wiser you become and once you become too wise, you will never get married. 😭🤣🤣🤣♠️
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One idiot de wait make 12 reach make e tell one person happy birthday when no come from he heart 😒
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If somebody paid off every debt you have tomorrow, what’s the first thing you’re doing?
Azpilicueta maybe one of Chelsea’s most underrated players ever. Won trophies playing at LB, RB, RCB, RWB & captained Chelsea to a Champions league trophy
Reece more talented, Ivanovic’s prime was crazy but Azpi’s consistency was next level.
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Publicly defaming your children’s godfather because of political differences is a new low.
E get some kind things I not fit do sha, but again, loyalty is rare. Fear men like Soludo.






















