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Joined July 2025
2Fast2Federalist retweeted
mohammed was a faggot
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Les racistes avaient raison.
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If Trump deports Ilhan Omar, I will vote Republican down ballot this election.
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Imagine being this comfortable with taxation.
"I paid my car loan off. Why would I pay gas?"
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Criticism of the Holocaust and Jews was popularized 100 years ago by socialists, 20 years ago by liberals and democrats as a show of solidarity with Muslims. Today, it’s being popularized again by the growing demographic of new socialists. Same dog, new collar.
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Bot testing because I heard this gets insane engagement from bots: Jews jews Jews jews
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What Shane Gillis doesn’t understand is women don’t dress like a wh*re for men’s enjoyment. They do it because they genuinely enjoy the way it feels to have synthetic fiber stretch clothes hiked up their ass. Obviously.
oof...Shane Gillis's very awkward SNL opening monologue included him calling women whores for wearing shorts at the gym + an anecdote about using Joe Rogan's personal sauna, in which Theo Von said he "looked like a gas station egg" he ended the monologue by saying "you're either gay or you're Hitler, and isn't that where we're at as a country?" which kinda confused the audience, so he literally had to say, "hey, that was the monologue, ladies and gentlemen" here's the first joke: "I haven't been to the gym in so long. I didn't know women just dress like whores now. There's no other way to describe it. Have you seen the shorts? The wrinkles go, like, around the cheeks and all combine at the butthole. And don't look. You're not allowed to look."
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2Fast2Federalist retweeted
Replying to @ItsRachelShay
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I think the reason Trump isn't touching the Epstein stuff is bc it would interfere with his middle east peace plan. Ehud Barak worked closely with Bill Clinton on a peace deal in 2000. Trump probably doesn't want to let the Epstein stuff get in the way of a mid-east peace deal.
🔴And just like that… everybody stopped talking about the #Epstein Files.
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>Generated fake AI image. >Gets upset that no one is outraged. >Posts about how unacceptable it is that Christians aren't outraged at the fake AI image he generated.
Thirty years ago, a photo like this could have destroyed a politician’s career overnight. Today? Barely worth interrupting the news cycle. But don’t worry — I’m sure the guardians of “Christian family values” are preparing their furious statements as we speak. Any minute now. Any minute…
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
The image appears to be AI-generated. Clearer versions show anatomical anomalies including six fingers on the woman's hand. No major outlets, Getty, AP or Reuters have authenticated it as real. newsweek.com/fact-check-is-… news.meaww.com/fact-check-did…
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Alright Mitch Mcconnell returned back to the senate. Time to go through X history and see who all loses credibility for saying he was not alive anymore.
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2Fast2Federalist retweeted
Replying to @brockm
You’re mad that we’re upset about Muslim terrorists flying planes into buildings killing thousands. You’re not mad at the hijackers, you’re mad at the grieving victims Was America asking for it? Was our skirt too short? Tell me more about how it’s our fault they killed thousands
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bUt hoW diD bUiLdiNg 7 faLL iN on iTselF?!
Replying to @MaRy_JaNe1209
I tried dropping an apple in my kitchen today. Instead of falling sideways like it’s supposed to, it fell straight down. Thus proving Jews control gravity.
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Guys, you're not allowed to ask questions if the answer doesn't support a retarded conspiracy theory. Sorry, sorry, let me rephrase my question more to your liking: Why did jews umm.. disconnect the sprinkler system. Yeah. I'm just asking questions. Why jews do that?
Replying to @LilJonAdams
Are you really asking questions though? For you to arrive to that conclusion it kinda sounds like you’re going with the official narrative and not asking questions.
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2Fast2Federalist retweeted
Doesn't it strike anyone else as... odd... that right when Trump starts a war in Iran, twitter gets flooded with bot accounts like "ultra american nationalist" (so on the nose. cringe) saying stuff like 9/11 wasn't real and that jews control donald trump? How convenient...
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2Fast2Federalist retweeted
Replying to @JackPosobiec
But... they did rebuild.......It's 1776 feet tall. Am I the only one that knows we rebuilt after 9/11? JACK tell me you knew this. JAAACK! Mypillow hurts my neck JACKKKKK
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You've heard of "tax the rich" but allow me to introduce to you: "Tax the hoes" It's like taxing the rich, except instead, you're taxing women who show their holes on the internet for money.
Where are we getting the $1.5 trillion to cover this? And don’t say “tariffs.” We only collected $195 billion in customs/tariff revenue in 2025.
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I’ve always liked dividends to the American people.
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Desantis is worse. Wtf. Have you ever been to Florida? They tax you FOR DRIVING ON THE ROAD. They tax literally everything. Grocery store? Tax. Order a beer at the bar? Tax. Have wheels on your car? That's a tax, mate.
If you had to vote in the 2024 primary over again
27%Trump
73%Desantis
2,539 votes • Final results
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💯 First I had to listen to people cry about how they’re not getting their DOGE dividend check, now I have to listen to people cry that they are getting it but it’s by a different name and it’s for more than double the amount. It’s all so tiresome.
I’m not interested in hearing people cry about $5k checks today. X is so boring.
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