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vomiter of words

Joined February 2011
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Lily Citrin retweeted
Faced with infinite possibilities, a profoundly indecisive young woman attempts to buy a new couch. Lily Citrin directs “Phoebe Getting a Couch,” a comedy about the burden of choice and the battle to define oneself with home decor. [Online Premiere] nobudge.com/phoebe-getting-a…
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just discovered that I’m a Craigslist rising (born the year Craigslist was founded) which explains my entire personality (looking at used furniture)
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When her best friend commits an unspeakable act, Adele must do what white women do best - validate her and absolve her of all responsibility.⁠ ⁠ 💕 RIDE OR DIE by Lily Citrin @LilCit7 a 2021 Killer Shorts Top 10 Finalist ⁠#horror #logline #screenwriting #script #writing
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Lily Citrin retweeted
men will literally put a 150-year curse on their family instead of carrying madame zeroni up the mountain
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Gonna tell my kids this was Simon and Garfunkel
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When my friend starts dating another “nice guy” 🧐
Titanic II will set sail in 2022 following the same route as the original ti.me/2ERclV9
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Imagine gazing into your newborn child's eyes and naming him Rufus
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To be a houseguest is to live in perpetual fear of clogging the toilet
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It's time we all agree that ALL CAPS is too aggressive - we need to be able to text in italics for emphasis and sass
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Lily Citrin retweeted
You're talking to me but I'm playing Tetris in my mind.
@susanabanana52 heard you took the SATs what'd you get?!?!
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Replying to @sophhhwm
@sophiemester are we more than friends? Are we friends with the benefit of having really cool friends?