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Galileo Regio, Ganymede
Joined November 2012
Why the fuck would you need a photo for an application in the first place?
I am begging you guys to not use photos like this for your job application.
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Paul isn't there because he wrapped his car around a tree.
How it looks outside of my apartment at 9 in the morning
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He wears one, you complain. He doesn't wear one, you complain. He wears one you don't like, you complain. He can't win.
You know @ZackPolanski you could have just wore the red Poppy and left the virtue signalling one at home today right?
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The dems are already capitulating with "bipartsian teams" and "working across the aisle" bullshit THE SAME DAY they flipped states.
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For every dollar that Elon loses because his Tesla shares drop, other investors lose about 4 dollars. That's what they voted for.
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These lot could snipe a fly with a RPG from a mile away.
Houthi anti-tank unit takes out a vehicle of the Saudi-backed mercenaries from across an entire mountain valley!
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Noel Fielding, you're next.
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I didn't do shit. I always thought he was a predator.
Who made Russell Brand? 'We did', says Andrew Marr, 'and we haven't learned a thing'.
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I'll never understand racist football fans, your team is literally full of immigrants you dumb cunt.
📍Prague 🇨🇿 Credit to whoever’s behind them I love it 👏🏻😄🇬🇧 #ChampionsLeague #arsenal #prague #arsenalpatriots
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When are these dems going to realise that the people don't want this bipartsian bullshit? No one asked for it, no one wants it and no one likes it. Republicans literally don't care for fairness or getting things done. Fuck 'em.
Texas Gov-Elect Gina Hinojosa Names GOP’s Ernest Bailes to Transition Team, Promises “Bipartisan Administration” — NYT
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Starts the altercation Gets hit Pisses his pants Cries on the Internet
ADMIN POST: Young Bob has been arrested on suspicion of affray outside of UCL earlier today. A suspected member of faculty attacked equipment, punched him in the face and attempted to strangle him. A member of Stand up to Racism put a megaphone against his ear while protesters surrounded and harassed him. He defended himself and his equipment. Police arrested two parties, Bob and the suspected member of faculty in question. Two Tier Britain where both the attacker and the victim are arrested. Debate is met with violence. FULL VIDEO COMING SOON.
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I'm not dying for Nazis, whether they be Ukrainian, Israeli or American.
Brits who avoid WW3 call-up could face 'shame' and even employment issues mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/ww…
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
The UK has relied on volunteer armed forces since 1963 and has no conscription plans. On 15 September 2026, defence minister Lord Coaker told Parliament: "This Government has no current plans for compulsory military service." preparedbritain.co.uk/guides/is-the-…
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Why can't they just leave things alone? I want to go to my bookmarks to find my bookmarked tweets. History implies tweets I've looked at before. Just hurry up and end it you; fat, deformed, ugly, stupid, racist nonce.
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Will it teach how much they love being Nazis?
Proud to announce that students in England will be able to study Ukrainian at GCSE. It’s a chance for pupils to explore Ukraine’s rich culture and history and, for the Ukrainian community to remain connected to their heritage. This is another step in our enduring support for Ukraine as part of the 100 Year Partnership 🇺🇦🇬🇧
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Some stupid cunt took 4 frames of a video, cropped it and fed it into an AI tool to "slow it down" in which it just added fake frames. Now we have to put with the most feckless of chimps telling us it's a hologram. FUCK YOU.
Look, it disappears. 👀 It was a hologram.
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“I joined the Green Party as I was dedicated to tackling inequality and improving the environment, but I no longer recognise the party I joined.” So I'm gonna join the hierarchy of racism and ignore the climate party.
Replying to @LewisJWarner
Cllr Sahu says: “I joined the Green Party as I was dedicated to tackling inequality and improving the environment, but I no longer recognise the party I joined.” She says Labour under Andy Burnham now offers a home for her values, adding: “I have never felt more hopeful.”
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Doesn't give him his goal now though does it? Oops we fucked up again, sorry. Today is a goal that ultimately wouldn't change anything, but tomorrow it'll be another debacle like West Ham vs Arsenal last season.
🚨 𝗕𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚: The PGMOL will investigate the VAR official James Bell for disallowing Estevao goal against Manchester United despite several reviews showing that he stayed onside.
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This guy is a fucking bum, they should be throwing rocks at him for abandoning his family.
Karl Bushby has arrived home in Hull after walking 30,000 miles over the last 28 years. He set off from southern Chile in 1998, aged 28, promising to walk all the way home. Sky's @ShingiMararike caught up with Karl as he headed home to see his mum trib.al/KLEvD1M
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Anti-semitism is so nebulous merely using a picture of a settler terrorist from a video in which he was literally doing terrorism is now anti-semitic.
Merely publishing a photo of an Israeli terrorist can get you arrested now. It is antisemitic to document reality. Insanity.
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Italian Mamdani isn't real, he can't hurt you. Italian Mamdani:
Mamdani raises eyebrows with new look, ditching beard and sporting surprising 'stache trib.al/qmtVh20
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