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“they are now a slow-burning candle, and at times the candle does not even appear lit.” ⬆️ Exactly. Well said, ⁦@Ken_Rosenthal⁩ Rosenthal: Red Sox ownership shares the blame for team’s underwhelming offseason via @TheAthletic theathletic.com/4014758/2022…

Nailed it, Buck. 110 potential innings of Chris Sale just isn’t drawing me in this year. It’s sad to think about Mookie and Xander. This hurts. Read this column, @RedSox.

#RIPTwitter but you died years ago TBH.

Really? Right now? Can’t we get a break? Like a month of without chaos? I used to default to “I’m proud to be American” and “well most people are generally good, even if there’s a few bad apples.” Not anymore. Nope. Embarrassed. Sad. Mad. Confused.

Desperate to know how the Instagram ad targeting algorithm led me to an inflatable dinosaur, remote crocodile and a bazooka bubble maker gun thing. I mean I don’t hate them and the crocodile looks kinda fun but…wtf? #advertising

Paying it forward here - saw some Twitter users remind that @MLB TV subscriptions auto renew tomorrow. Go and cancel it as a way of telling the #MLB to fuck off. CC: @RedSox Owners

Is this in-app experience for real, @NFL? A video ad, a text ad, a graphic ad, a Google ad. 90% of the screen is covered. Wow. #nfl #advertising

@birbigs you were shorter than I remember. Why/ how were you wearing long sleeves last night? Good news, I woke up and did cardio today thanks to you. Also, you funny as hell.

The anti vaxxers are turning me, a perfectly rationale human, into an anti masker. Why should I need to put my mask back on because you’re an asshole.

Finally, a social media story that doesn’t leave me saying “and this is why I hate social media.” This was awesome! xitter.cf/i/events/1388713564442…

It’s irrational. But...the changing digital logo on the mound is driving me a bit nuts. Like, enough already @NESN. There’s 2,976 logos in Fenway we don’t need another. Whoever advertises there I purposefully don’t buy from.

Anyone else seeing the same stock photo models EVERYWHERE? Or is that just me? #pandemicmarketing

I hate how “accountability” has become synonymous with resigning. Like we just expect people who screw up to resign and we’re like YUS, WE DID IT! Isn’t resigning, kind of like a cop out? Like, an easy way out? Like, you don’t have to fix what you screwed up?

I’m pretty sure I’m never getting a mortgage with one tap through an app. Kinda a big decision.

Why can’t Bruno Mars just do it every year

I can’t quite understand what I just watched. @derek_del. I don’t know what else to do but tweet. That was...bizarre. And wonderful. And thanks to @birbigs for sending me to it. #inandofitself

So exciting to be a @RedSox fan, as they stay asleep at the wheel. Woo!

Wait. Did Romo just say Baker is playing well today? With 3 points in the half? Oh. Ok. #nfl

If essential oils are essential, that means we, like, need them. That’s what essential means. Shouldn’t they be called non-essential oils?