I don't want to do 100 push-ups, but I want to feel better about myself. 100 push-ups improves my body. So, I'm doing 100 push-ups.

A buddy I sext with told me to put on my most obscene jock. How's this?

Leo Bloom: "FAT! FAT!!!" Max Bialystok: "I'm not that fat..."

Today's jock. I like the thick waistband. It deletes like 5 cookies.

Daddy said I could wear tight shorts tonight. Thanks @BannonRace.

Maybe if I friend more hot shirtless guys on Facebook, my life will go better.

"Self-Care is sexy." - @BannonRace

Hookup ran late. I'm too old & tired & not horned now. As nicely as possible I cancelled when he finally showed up. I need sleep, not dick.

I really need to rotate in more jockstraps. Half my pics are in this red one. Srry. :(

This makes perfect sense to someone who's never touched Twitter. xitter.cf/cnnsotu/status/9094149…

This is the collar that's been on me nonstop for a year and a half. Just saying. xitter.cf/cablelocked/status/909…

I wore these speedos as underwear all day yesterday. I guess we all know what my dick looks like totally soft now.

You start out with a "Happy Thursday" text to @BannonRace & soon you're talking about him blowing his load in your ass, and...

And here's tonight's gym gear. Lookee I have little lat babies!

Last night the last sounds I heard were the lock of my collar clinking against the metal connectors. Reminded that I'm owned by @BannonRace.

If I love this underwear so much that I'm wearing it over multiple days, I should get more in other colors.

Anybody? Straight guys who look too much? Bueller? Fine I'll go lift weights & be healthy & shit. BTW @BannonRace lookee my nips, Daddy!

Me: Hey I'll parade around the locker room in my new shorts. Me In Locker Room: Helloooooo???