@LifeInExcess_

Shops too much 🛍 Living in Dubai. Contact: [email protected] UAE

 Dubai, United Arab Emirates
Joined May 2014
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this was probably the worst stage of the pandemic for me
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Cat owners of Twitter, is this a known Christmas issue?
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Biden has it according to Sky News 🎉 – at Dubai, United Arab Emirates
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Hey newspapers, don't all go with 'YOU'RE FIRED'. Plenty of other options: • P45 for P.45 • The Lying King • Unpresidented • Lord of the Lies • Donald Dumped • Down in the Trumps • Game over, combover • POTUS Out Of Our Misery • Orange Is The New Sacked
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This has cleared my head
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There’s a Covid anti-vax thread going on on my local Facebook page & the stupidity is spectacular to watch.
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Correct apart from one misplaced vowel.
Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump5 Nov 2020
STOP THE COUNT!
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checking the news today
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Last night I opened a packet of Hobnobs to eat with my tea. Then, one by one, they all started to magically disappear as I drank my tea. VERY STRANGE. I want a refund @McVities #TrumpMeltdown
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When you’re accidentally added to a Labour Party WhatsApp group 😂😂 #generalelection #corbyn
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@bbclaurak
The woman giving me a pedicure just asked me if I wear shoes when I go out... I was so taken aback by the question that I didn’t know how to respond and kinda just mumbled “sometimes” 🙈
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Married Life - A Tweet Me reading a headline: “A 21ft shark has been spotted off the coast of Hawaii. How big is 21ft?” Scott: “like 3.5x the height of me” Me: “Can you lie on the floor, I need to visualise this?”
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Get searching @ArabianNotesAD 😉
Abu Dhabi World@ADWuae19 Dec 2018
We’ve hidden tennis balls around the city at 4 locations for a fun scavenger hunt. If you find the ball, post a picture on social media and tag us in you can win tickets to @mubadalatennis and a tennis clinic with one of the tournament’s stars! The first clue comes at 5pm! 🎾
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Kinda sums it up 💁🏻‍♀️
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God help me if my husband tries to pull this... I’d never see the light of day again m.khaleejtimes.com/news/crim…
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This! Send a text to every o2 customer with the chance to claim their compensation or donate it to charity. I know what I’d do. @O2
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But it does though! 😂😂
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Anyone else been saying ‘Diet starts next week’ for the past 3 years?
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Scott has just been to the currency exchange to change some Scottish notes into dirhams & was told that the exchange rate wouldn’t be the same as the GBP rate because ‘Scottish money isn’t worth as much as English money’ He’s raging! 😂
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