'There are moments when twiddling is about all a fellow feels himself equal to.' (P G Wodehouse) | she being the cat’s mother

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Something to cheer @PaulinusOfTrier
Our first cohort of GCSE Latin students began their course in September, after three years of KS3 Latin teaching. We’re very proud of this. We are a school that is now over 70% PP. Don’t make Latin the preserve of the elite.
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Absolutely stunning essay by @DouglasKMurray about the crisis in France. It includes this quote. thefp.com/p/douglas-murray-f…
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TV licence to be extended to the chart in specsavers
TV licence to be extended to particularly vivid dreams.
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Has someone been appointed to the BBC to promote the Defund campaign? Who needs this patronising waffle? Your child wasn't invited to the party - here's how to handle the disappointment bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cr86…
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My fave email sign-off ever has to be when I was working at Cambridge University Press, temporarily looking after the Sociology list. I was sorting out picture permissions for a book on Bob Marley and one of the contributors signed off every email: One love
I think I might start using ‘please hesitate to respond’.
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Given how fascinated and triggered you are by the one true church, I wonder how long it'll be before you convert. Or maybe you're just too proud, or not curious enough? Anyway, one thing we can agree on is that we're all sinners. See you in Purgatory!
The Vatican has confirmed that Pope Leo has been diagnosed with lung cancer, following a successful surgery to remove a growth in his right lung. He may sit in the seat of the anti-Christ- that man of sin and son of perdition-but we pray for a swift recovery.
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JUST IN: Pope Leo's surgery was completed successfully, the Vatican says. It was on schedule & Leo is now back in his room. More information will follow shortly
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This reminds me of my daughter who thought that because she was four and had a forehead, mine was called a forty-four-head
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Vatican says that Pope Leo XIV has now been admitted to the Agostino Gemelli University Hospital. His surgery will take place this afternoon, with the thoracic surgery team being led by Professor Stefano Margaritora. Updates will come this evening after surgery
The Vatican says that all of Pope Leo's audiences will be cancelled until October 20. This is due to his hospitalisation on Oct 13 & subsequent recovery after the operation. Re the Amoris Laetitia mtg – due to his absence the final document from the mtg will not be made public until he has read it after his convalescence is over: Cardinal Farrell & Cdl Grech confirmed such this afternoon.
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A kind RT from dear @BattlementClare and a handy link to my article about home education. It takes a village!
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I can’t stop posting silly puns Will issue
Too many propagandists on this site. Shill issue.
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Addiction to 80s slang AND Complaint about the Friday menu Brill issue
Too many propagandists on this site. Shill issue.
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Dear friends, during some recent medical examinations, the doctors found a small, localized nodule in my lung. It was detected at a very early stage and is well-localized. The doctors believe that it is best to intervene, so, following their advice, I have decided to undergo surgery to remove it. The operation is already scheduled to take place in the coming days. I thank you for your spiritual closeness and entrust myself to your prayers.
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Found this in the back catalogue. One for @ExcelsiorOrBust
splitting up your sentences into different lines and writing in lower case doesn't make it poetry just saying
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I'm allergic to porcupines. Quill issue
I can't eat pickled gherkins. Dill issue.
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The UNHCR warns against providing formula milk in these situations. It can do more harm than good. unhcr.org/uk/sites/uk/files/…
Our team has been on the ground delivering baby formula to families who are struggling to keep their infants safe. Many mothers are so severely malnourished that they can no longer produce milk themselves, and their babies depend entirely on the support you provide.

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I travelled on the underground yesterday. No graffiti on the train, no annoying announcements. A woman sat down beside me and started watching Instagram out loud. I said, “Can you use headphones please?” She said, “OK”. I said “Thankyou.” London is not uniformly terrible!
People (mostly Sadiq Khan) say that social media makes you think London is terrible. Actually, going to London does! The encampments, growth of Islam, all the TfL posters about hate crime/ theft everywhere, the crime. It’s even worse than it appears online.
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It's been some time since we last had any religious education but this quote is unfamiliar.
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One for @tomough
When reading English off the cuff It isn’t hard to think ‘Enough! - The problem’s not with me and you That -ough confuses through and through." If you’ve been trained to read, you ought To have no issues, you’d have thought. But then you hesitate, for how Can ‘slough it off’ not rhyme with “Slough”? And then there’s cough, and bough, and through, And dough, and lots of others too. Perhaps in time of mental drought I’ll write a poem to spell it out.
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