Ouse Ouse! Feeling like it might be time for an FMT comeback 😎⁦@Marika_M⁩

Today signifies the end of an era, an era of hoarding shit! I have had this unit for 12 years and boy it feels great to be clear and unshackled. Shout out to my #hotwife ⁦@Marika_M⁩ for the help in cleansing the physical and mental😎

The Packing Room staff know what’s up! So good. #archibaldprize ⁦@bakerboymusic⁩

Spent our 15th Wedding Anniversary somewhere over the pacific. Quite fitting we were on the move to/from somewhere fabulous. My #hotwife ⁦@Marika_M⁩ had our own little snack party. Happy Mothers Day to Chester’s Mum too 😘

“Yay lets fly to Vegas” Left NYC 13hrs ago. After a delayed stop in Dallas we were diverted and are now on the tarmac at Phoenix taking on fuel. Apparently we could be circling Vegas for a while due to turbulance. 🤔 Not how the day was meant to go.

Pimps, shopping, proper sandwiches: NYC, we have missed you ⁦@Marika_M⁩

We might be in Utah, but one wife is more than enough for this mountin’ man 😍 ⁦@Marika_M⁩ #zion

Arizona: 🐎 👟 bend ⁦@Marika_M⁩

“Look Mum, no hands” Or driver for that matter. ⁦@Waymo⁩ in Phoenix AZ

Not much of sharer of private personal stuff but my amazing #hotwife ⁦@Marika_M⁩ has just taken birthday game to the next level. I fkn love you so much (said in person too). These experience gifts are elite.

TGIF! Dita for Dogs This magnificent bastard Chester really shoud have his own socials. ⁦@Marika_M⁩ ⁦@ditaeyewear⁩

Thank you @JetstarAirways Just want to acknowledge your excellent customer service. Full refund received and explantion given along with follow up. I asked of you, “do better” and Im happy to report you’ve done ‘best’.

PSA: do not believe ⁦@JetstarAirways⁩ menu when it describes this rubbery crud as lasagne with “creamy bechamel sauce”. $15! Do better ⁦@JetstarAirways⁩ JQ109 today

The best remedy to a tough day. Chester you magnificent bastard! 😍

We leave Picton and the Marlborough Sound with fond memories. But mostly the seafood chowder mmmmm! #jollyroger bar ⁦@Marika_M⁩

It must be raining because I just caught me a big rainbow 🌈 🐟 🇳🇿 #taupo ⁦@plumpdjs⁩ ⁦@Marika_M⁩

My #hotwife ⁦@Marika_M⁩ loves to hug a tree whenever, wherever we are. Red Sequoia, Rotorua NZ 😎

Zell am See. Gorgeous in Autumn.