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-heaviest drinkers
-best pizza
-underwhelming sex
-best place to spend Christmas
-the women send you home with 26lbs of leftovers
-the men change your tire at 3AM (while calling you a dumbass)
Best people on Earth.
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Derrick Henry last leg……
If this hits I’ll send $100 to someone that RT + like
Embarrassing details of 49ers owner Jed York's $140 trailer park prostitution arrest emerge trib.al/1XAUPcp
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Every year Jason Statham puts out a movie where he plays Jason Statham... He seeks vengeance for some ill action that's none of his business and gets it. Every year I watch it knowing exactly what will happen.
Mutiny done and dusted. See you again next year with the exact same storyline 🤣
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What’s the charge? Eating a meal? Eating a succulent sun god’s cattle meal?
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The men’s mental health crisis is going to get so much worse next summer with Banana Ball being the only sport on TV
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This will be the third time we adapt the Dark Phoenix storyline, and we have become exceedingly efficient at it
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(set of TNT's "INSIDE OLYMPUS")
ZEUS: hey Poseidon. tell em where we're sending him. where did you say we're sending him
POSIDEON: Laestrygonia














































