Handball enthusiast

Virginia, USA
Joined July 2010
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Gave proof through the night that our flag was still there
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-heaviest drinkers -best pizza -underwhelming sex -best place to spend Christmas -the women send you home with 26lbs of leftovers -the men change your tire at 3AM (while calling you a dumbass) Best people on Earth.
Imagine having 350+ days of comfortable weather every year.
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Derrick Henry last leg…… If this hits I’ll send $100 to someone that RT + like
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The two biggest weirdos in the zoo, hahaha.
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Honky Chonk Beardonkadonk⁣⁣
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ChipPurr Jones with the cutest first pitch you've seen all year.
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RIP Dolly
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49ers owner Jed York arrested in prostitution bust trib.al/sfoNNQx
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Embarrassing details of 49ers owner Jed York's $140 trailer park prostitution arrest emerge trib.al/1XAUPcp
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Every year Jason Statham puts out a movie where he plays Jason Statham... He seeks vengeance for some ill action that's none of his business and gets it. Every year I watch it knowing exactly what will happen. Mutiny done and dusted. See you again next year with the exact same storyline 🤣
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Matthew McConaughey visits the Criterion closet.
✨Matthew McConaughey’s Closet Picks! ✨
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he's holding a mini dog of himself 😭
just two besties🥹 (and a baseball player)
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Today I feel like cheating on my wife & mother for my four children with a junior employee and then using a football governing body to pay 100,000s of pounds for the consequences
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What’s the charge? Eating a meal? Eating a succulent sun god’s cattle meal?
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The men’s mental health crisis is going to get so much worse next summer with Banana Ball being the only sport on TV
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This will be the third time we adapt the Dark Phoenix storyline, and we have become exceedingly efficient at it
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(set of TNT's "INSIDE OLYMPUS") ZEUS: hey Poseidon. tell em where we're sending him. where did you say we're sending him POSIDEON: Laestrygonia
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