Googling “what to get a large bird for his birthday” did NOT disappoint. Thanks, internet! Help me wish a very happy birthday to my best pal, LiMu! #HappyHatchDay
Some helmets are red, some helmets are blue, my fantasy score is seventy-two. #FantasyFootballProblems
Daylight Saving Time might be the closet I’ll ever get to time traveling. Emphasis on “might.” #DougThoughts
These #Halloween costumes are scary… SCARY GOOD! Customized insurance FTW! 🎃 🙌
I told LiMu we were going apple picking and he thought I said apple “pecking.” Soooooo this is my life now.
To celebrate #NationalSportsDay, LiMu and I have decided to try a new sport. What sport do you think LiMu would be best at?
19%Pickleball
27%Synchronized swimming
8%Soccer
46%Running in circles
26 votes • Final resultsNational Cake Decorating Day is a great excuse to celebrate two of our favorite things: customizing and cake.
If you swallow a pumpkin seed whole, should you be worried about a pumpkin growing in your stomach? Asking for a friend (but please respond soon, I’m freaking out). #NationalPumpkinSeedDay
Help settle a debate for us. Would you say a straw has one hole or two? #DougThoughts
One of Doug Jr.s latest masterpieces. It’s titled, “Feathered Family.” #NationalFamilyDay

ALT Artwork drawn by Doug Jr. is hanging up on the fridge near magnets of numbers. One drawing is Doug, Doug Jr, LiMu, and LiMu Jr standing in front of their car. There are also drawings of LiMu Emu, Linda, and LiMu Jr, as well as Doug, Doug Jr, and Donna. There is also a yellow hand-drawn card that reads "To the best dad ever!"
Today is the autumnal equinox. Autumn is a weird word. Aw-tuhm… AW-TUHM… how did that sneaky “n” get in there anyway? #HappyFirstDayOfFall
I can’t decide. Which shirt do you like best? #DecisionsDecisions
Every once in a while I’ll type my name into the search bar just to make sure I’ve still got it. Spoiler alert: I do.









