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Our mission: Save the world. From overpaying for insurance. Tweets written by Doug, as the only member of this Liberty Mutual duo with opposable thumbs.

Boston, MA
Joined November 2018
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Getting ready to play “guess the shape of these vintage cookie cutters” again.
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Googling “what to get a large bird for his birthday” did NOT disappoint. Thanks, internet! Help me wish a very happy birthday to my best pal, LiMu! #HappyHatchDay
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Some helmets are red, some helmets are blue, my fantasy score is seventy-two. #FantasyFootballProblems
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I can't stress this enough… he doesn't even have a mustache.
If you ask us, there’s no such thing as too many Dougs.
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Daylight Saving Time might be the closet I’ll ever get to time traveling. Emphasis on “might.” #DougThoughts
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These #Halloween costumes are scary… SCARY GOOD! Customized insurance FTW! 🎃 🙌
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Happy Halloween, folks! LiMu went all out this year. I didn’t even recognize him.
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Why are there never any stories about emu ghosts?
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Nothing to see here. Just waking my neighbors up at 5 a.m. on a Saturday with my leaf blower.
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I told LiMu we were going apple picking and he thought I said apple “pecking.” Soooooo this is my life now.
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To celebrate #NationalSportsDay, LiMu and I have decided to try a new sport. What sport do you think LiMu would be best at?
19%Pickleball
27%Synchronized swimming
8%Soccer
46%Running in circles
26 votes • Final results
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National Cake Decorating Day is a great excuse to celebrate two of our favorite things: customizing and cake.
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If you swallow a pumpkin seed whole, should you be worried about a pumpkin growing in your stomach? Asking for a friend (but please respond soon, I’m freaking out). #NationalPumpkinSeedDay
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Help settle a debate for us. Would you say a straw has one hole or two? #DougThoughts
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One of Doug Jr.s latest masterpieces. It’s titled, “Feathered Family.” #NationalFamilyDay
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Today is the autumnal equinox. Autumn is a weird word. Aw-tuhm… AW-TUHM… how did that sneaky “n” get in there anyway? #HappyFirstDayOfFall
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I can’t decide. Which shirt do you like best? #DecisionsDecisions
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Someone told me my name is too short to shorten. I beg to differ. I will now be going by “Ug”.
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Every once in a while I’ll type my name into the search bar just to make sure I’ve still got it. Spoiler alert: I do.
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Does anyone else check to make sure the oven is off before leaving the house even though you haven’t used it in months? Yeah, yeah… Me neither.
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