Lexy Chapel

It’s that time, #LexyNation! It’s time to vote once again. NO RUSSIAN HACKERS THIS TIME! Want to give my clients the best present you can? VOTE FOR THEM! Vote Autumn Valentine. Vote Ace Marshall. Vote Lexy’s Angels. bit.ly/3mrBKrt

This year at @supremecw’s #EndOfYearSpecial you’ll witness a Battle Royal (that my clients might be in) along with THE WEDDING OF THE CENTURY! Thank god as well, because otherwise all there is to look forward to is an old woman possibly breaking a hip and re-breaking her nose.

Try as you might however, the @supremecw CONSPIRACY cannot stop my client fully. They might deny her opportunities, but @MischiefMartyr is now the LONGEST REIGNING TV CHAMPION EVER! All thanks to the power of the #LexyNation, and of course my amazing management.

But more than anything else, @XoHollyAdamsoX won? NO! THAT IS A LIE AND YOU ALL KNOW IT! NOBODY EVEN LIKES HER! My client was screwed. Clearly you wanted an easier match for the champion. The #VoteAutumn campaign was a SOCIAL MEDIA JUGGERNAUT. This INJUSTICE will not lie!

However, what happened on the show this week was UNCALLED FOR! A THUNDERDOME match? REALLY?! It’s SO OBVIOUS that that’s part of the conspiracy. The @supremecw people aren’t even trying to hide it anymore! You used to be subtle about it. NOW YOU’RE RUBBING IT IN OUR FACES!

This past week has been stressful. First my wedding planner basically got KIDNAPPED by my dad, and won’t even tell me what he said. I KNOW YOU’RE UP TO SOMETHING, DAD! Then @TheNateChapel shows up uninvited. And that was just the least stressful parts!

The #LexyNation have been voting in their masses. So many amazing messages of support. You guys are amazing. Don’t give up though. Tell your friends to #VoteAutumn too. We can win this!

For an altogether more wholesome brand, #VoteAutumn. The old woman just uses dirty words trying to sound young. We know the #LexyNation prefers their content free of such hatred and mockery.

BECAUSE OF LOVE!! #VoteAutumn!

My client @TheAceMarshall is spending the day reaching out and helping the elderly. @XoHollyAdamsoX. @IceBloodKonrad. This is what #LexysAngels are all about. Compassion. #VoteAutumn to see a World Champion just as caring.

After the success of the #VoteAutumn campaign so far, I’ve decided I’m going to host a benefit next weekend to help @XoHollyAdamsoX pay for her retirement. She hasn’t saved a penny yet, less her elderly old heart. And her bones are ALREADY brittle. Just look at that nose!

As my fabulous clients and myself head to Canada - home of MY ENGAGEMENT LAST WEEK - I just have to say how proud I am of all of them. They’ve had such a great year. Except Bear and Penguin. BUT THEY’RE TRYING TOO! #VoteAutumn if you agree.

Twitterverse, I’ll officially reverse my stance on people who post selfies on here if you all agree to #VoteAutumn! Can I offer more than that? The #LexyNation already knows how benevolent I can be.

Some of the greatest stories are of an underdog rising up to take on the biggest names. In 2021, there is no one in @supremecw who defines that more than @MischiefMartyr. She was a forgotten flower before the #LexyNation lifted her to stardom. Vote with your heart. #VoteAutumn

The nation is divided. It’s been a rough year with innocent people caught on both sides. But now a hero has come along who can unite us all. #VoteAutumn. She’s the CLEAR choice. She can unite a divided country.

Keep forgetting to tell all you in the #LexyNation who sold out our last merchandise drive, NEW MERCHANDISE IS COMING SOON! Keep checking the website for more information. bit.ly/32LnPWr

Don’t forget #LexyNation, my incredible fiancé is streaming tonight. Follow him @Watson_P1 for all the updates on where and when. Help him build his channel. Show him how valuable the #LexyNation can be!

Dammit, why can’t you DISLIKE tweets. I need to properly express my rage at @katk3lly.

One of my dearest, most incredible friends, @katk3lly just returned to Twitter. SHE wants her fans to vote for her favourite too. #WickedIntent #VoteWicked #VoteAutumn

Such HATRED! She says such VILE things. Vote for a sweet, loving and caring person. Vote for @MischiefMartyr. She’ll be nice to you on Twitter. I’ll write it into her contract to ensure it! #VoteAutumn