
2006 Time Magazine person of the year, Grand Councilor for the Council of men, fuck your pronouns #smilemore
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Tracked EVERY Kicking Is Easy kick since 2023. Today a lefty dressed as Spider-Man hit the $3M kick, students rushed in for the first time EVER, and lefties are 3-0 all time, never missed. I have a LOT more stats if you're interested @PatMcAfeeShow @CollegeGameDay @espn @KirkHerbstreit #LeftiesNeverMiss
my parlay lawyer has advised me not to discuss my recent slips, but he did say I am legally entitled to one (1) free bet for emotional damages. I am ready to accept my settlement.
@DKSports
When my current card expires witch is a MasterCard will it switch over to discover because if it does I'm closing alp my accounts
@CapitalOne
Dear Diary,
Mood: Completely desolate.
My life is spiraling downward. I pulled into the drive-thru at 11:45 PM, but the digital menu was completely dark. The speaker box just stared back at me like an empty void. I asked for a large Chocolate Frosty, but the muffled, static voice on the intercom told me the machine was already down for the night.
I couldn't even get enough money to upgrade to a 10-piece Spicy Nugget combo. Now I’m just sitting alone in the backseat of my car, staring through my swoopy side-bangs at a cold, plain order of fries, crying into my un-dipped nuggets while watching the rain hit the windshield.
Nobody understands the darkness in my soul... or my order.
@Wendys
#IDontWantToOverreactBUT
@trevorlawrence owes me some money going DAWN AT THE 1 WITH 9 MINUTES LEFT IN THE GAME.. someone call the FBI
#IDontWantToOverreactBUT
Wait yes I do want to overreact get that bum Matt LaFleur the fuck out of Green Bay. how are we going to get blown out at home by the dirty birds. 13 years of winning home openers thrown out the window.... KICK ROCKS MATT @tyschmit @PatMcAfeeShow
#IDontWantToOverreactBUT
@JoshAllenQB needs to stop doing Josh Allen things when I play against him in fantasy
BUG REPOTT I was sitting in an anti-air Talon laying down some hate on the upper area of a tower where I still had a roof above me when I got out of the tower I glitched Into a Dead Zone in the middle of the Tower and was completely stuck hat altogether rtb and give up my full kit ... it was like I was inside the tower just a box I could see out of it in some places
@WARDOGS
Let me get a free bet Lexman420
No users are getting $200 in bonus share some love for a vet
@DKSports
Just curious what your policy is on people committing crimes while on stream
@kick
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