the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell || improviser at @loosemooser|| she/her

Joined March 2012
need to marry a man named Richard so I can make jokes in my vows about marrying Rich and only interested in Dick (those are common nicknames for the name Richard, usually I don't like explaining jokes but u have to be very clever to understand this level of intellectual humour)
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my dog got neutered today so naturally I made this
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here’s Johnny Cash in his thigh-high boots, in honor of the man’s birthday
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me going into the McDonald’s PlayPlace to find my kids
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Cleansing the timeline with Chris Farley's Letterman entrance from 1996
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every song from the muppets christmas carol is a bop
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We're nearly done 'restoring' the film we found from 1919. Turns out it was a silent film of the very first 'Chrismoose Carol' - it will be fully restored and ready for viewing from Dec. 20 - 31, 2020. TRAILER: youtu.be/telMxE9-iAE #yyc #christmascarol #film #calgary #comedy
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I don’t know who needs to hear this but there are better christmas music options than the pentatonix
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why is it that all anti-maskers are ugly??? like stop complaining, u should be grateful you have an excuse to cover that shit up
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💗@LADYGAGA AND @ARIANAGRANDE JUST TOOK US TO CHROMATICA AT THE #VMAs 💗 You need to watch this performance right now ⚔️ WHAT AN ICONIC DUO! 🌧
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pandas are the juggalos of the bear community
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leslie jordan is the only vlogger i trust
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Tired of sitting around and twiddling their hooves a few of our company members started a thing. Watch for the new game show you didn’t ask for but are getting anyway. “The Department of Moose Information” coming soon. #comedy #improv #yyc #gameshow #isolationgames #zoom – at Calgary, Alberta
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They sent me the wrong fucking song
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Calgary! I'll be back and doing an improv show, one night only, on Saturday March 14th at @LooseMooser. It's called Double Feature, and the hilarious cast includes @LexMacKell @gbeingessner, Renee Amber, Dennis Cahill, and special guest @Ruth_Goodwin! Tix: brownpapertickets.com/event/…
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This Saturday’s Gorilla players are Alexa MacKell, Renee Amber, Gordie Beingessner, Dennis Cahill, and Michael Roik (pictured) 🙌🏼😎
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Backstage for Gorilla Theatre, and having a blast! #Calgary #improv @LooseMooser @andrewphung @gbeingessner @LexMacKell
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lex retweeted
happy birthday to Betty White deliverer of this incredible joke
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