Your mother is a llama 🦙 🇺🇸🇱🇹🇵🇸🩷💜💙 Sims lover since '01 💚 I love Paralives 🤗

Joined July 2023
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i have nobody to talk to about fucking boythrob bro
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when i was like 8 years old with undiagnosed autism and i learned about intellectual property and copyright law and i pulled up to recess the next day like bad news guys. we can’t play avengers anymore. we’ll go to jail
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Losing weight you've lost before
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Heavy rotation in my household.
A new tycoon computer game, Zoo Tycoon, is released for Windows and Mac.
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Just turned the heat on for the first time this season
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A new tycoon computer game, Zoo Tycoon, is released for Windows and Mac.
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Yall gonna stop playing with us. We only get 2 weeks of vacation per year and you not making us spend it at the embassy getting a new passport and cards.
An American tourist grabbed a pickpocket girl by the ponytail while vacationing in Italy and refused to let her go until she got her passport and credit cards back 😳
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And yet they still keep inviting him back to host SNL
Florida’s ‘Deputy of the Year’ used a flock to stalk his ex, held a gun in her mouth, and posed doing a Nazi Salute.
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Kelly Clarkson this weekend:
fuck you and your bird
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After you spend $150 to be told "Come back if it gets worse" a few times, you just stop going.
What stage of capitalism is this?
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i love how men throw around the Lindsay Clancy case to say that “women kill their children” and “shouldn’t have rights” when there is a new story every single fucking week about a man killing his children and/or his wife/girlfriend or raping/abusing children, women and animals.
Mother picking up 2 kids from ex finds them all shot dead in suspected murder-suicide trib.al/49YH9o4
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exactly what I thought this guy was doing in his free time
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theres something awfully sinister with these dogs.. yall im scared
they all look crazy asf
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I know his parents had a finished basement
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new patch is out now, with a game engine update to Unity 6! enjoy this fresh batch of quality of life improvements and bug fixes ⚙️ patches are a little smaller while we work towards our first major update!
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he would raise his hand and pretend he was gonna tattle on you, then ask to use the bathroom
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Told my nephew this little boy went to jail because he kept asking for Robux 🤣🤣
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He’d get a wristband at a concert and leave it on for the rest of the week
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