Lewis Carroll

I know who I was when I got up this morning, but I think I must have been changed several times since then.

There are three hundred and sixty-four days when you might get un-birthday presents, and only one for birthday presents, you know.

O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!

Take care of the sense and the sounds will take care of themselves.

I have proved by actual trial that a letter, that takes an hour to write, takes only about 3 minutes to read!

The rule is, jam tomorrow and jam yesterday - but never jam today.

That's the reason they're called lessons, because they lesson from day to day.

Which form of proverb do you prefer: Better late than never, or Better never than late?

“What I tell you three times is true.”

“One of the secrets of life is that all that is really worth the doing is what we do for others”

No good fish goes anywhere without a porpoise.

Contrariwise, if it was so, it might be; and if it were so, it would be; but as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic.

@spookysally "But wait a bit," the Oysters cried, "Before we have our chat; For some of us are out of breath, And all of us are fat!" :)

Sometimes I've believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast.

"The time has come," the walrus said, "to talk of many things: Of shoes and ships - and sealing wax - of cabbages and kings".

I can't go back to yesterday - because I was a different person then.

Everything's got a moral, if only you can find it.

It's a poor sort of memory that only works backward.

In some ways, you know, people that don't exist, are much nicer than people that do.

That which chiefly causes the failure of a dinner-party, is the running short-not of meat, nor yet of drink, but of conversation.