🇺🇲I'm a pilot... from the arctic. Ret. ACP patrol command.. Hardline MAGA.. *home of the A.P. memes* & *Pilot news network* NO DM's! Leftists need not apply
Alaska, USA
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If i may..
I'd just like to say Welcome aboard Arctic Airlines.
I'll be your pilot for the next four years and we'll be cruising at 4547 ft. Agl..
The booze if free, so get your arms around a fellow passenger and hold on... i wanna try something i saw on TV...
Anyway, whatever made y'all think climbing into this shitshow was a good idea... Thank you. I love ya all!
Please try o NOT grope the hot co-pilot.. that's my wife. But feel free to freely feel the stewardess as she's kind of a party girl.
Barf bags will be supplied as well as oxygen masks that will more than likely drop from overhead.. but if they do.. well, I'd rather not see what's coming next, but you do you, boo.
Again: Thank you for flying Arctic Airlines. And we sincerely hope you live through this..
Yours truly~
TheArcticPilot.
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The Arctic Pilot 🇺🇲 retweeted
Elon Musk gives us flying cars….and the socialist mind virus losers come out in droves with their virtue signalling bs. GFYS!
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🚨 HOLY CRAP! Violent rioters in Paris have police RUNNING FOR THEIR LIVES as blunt objects are thrown at their cars
They’re causing EXTREME DANGER to these cops.
Where the HELL is Macron?!
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GOP Sen. Sullivan: "We weren't supposed to get these questions beforehand, were we?"
Moderator: "Neither one of you got questions beforehand."
GOP Sen. Sullivan: "I'm just watching my opponent read from questions that seem to be answered."
Democrat Mary Peltola: "I'm prepared."
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The new Tesla Roadster just FLEW OVER a whole fleet of Teslas.
This is CRAZY
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Imagine losing your airplane because you didn’t check if your passenger was carrying beer!
That actually happened to a pilot in Alaska. Officials took his plane and won't give it back.
He’s "been fighting to keep his plane for 14 years," says @m_greenberg1 of @IJ.
Full story:
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This is NOT a skit.
Jaime West, a Democrat running for Fayette County Council in Indiana, gave an EMBARRASSING interview where she appears to mumble and rant the entire time.
Is she intoxicated?
