God, family, country. Waddling through the corn fields
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Joined February 2020
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NO ONE IS SKIPPING THANKSGIVING!
🎃 OCTOBER 1–31: HALLOWEEN
🎄 NOVEMBER 1–25: CHRISTMAS
🦃 NOVEMBER 26: THANKSGIVING
🎄 NOVEMBER 27–JANUARY 6: CHRISTMAS
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An F15 Strike Eagle from Seymour Johnson AFB in Goldsboro flies through colorful Linville Gorge near the highest elevations in the Blue Ridge. These jets on practice runs fly just over our rooftops in Blowing Rock, shortly before descending into the gorge. Photo by Max Renfro!
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A mascot bungee jumping the American flag down to the field is only something you’ll see in college football
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A group of friends captured their experience during the midnight release of Halo 3 back in 2007
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gym bros are genuinely the dumbest people on earth. you can trick them into paying $22 for $3 worth of chicken breast by calling it “grilled nuggets” and they’ll just go “bro the macros go crazy”. no shit it’s grilled chicken
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Wow, massive numbers for UK & Spain!
🌍 European countries that added the most migrants (2000–2024)
1. 🇬🇧 United Kingdom: +7.1M
2. 🇪🇸 Spain: +6.8M
3. 🇩🇪 Germany: +6.4M
4. 🇹🇷 Türkiye: +5.8M
5. 🇮🇹 Italy: +4.4M
6. 🇫🇷 France: +3.0M
7. 🇦🇹 Austria: +1.4M
8. 🇳🇱 Netherlands: +1.4M
9. 🇨🇭 Switzerland: +1.3M
10. 🇧🇪 Belgium: +1.3M
11. 🇸🇪 Sweden: +1.3M
12. 🇵🇱 Poland: +917K
13. 🇮🇪 Ireland: +840K
14. 🇳🇴 Norway: +720K
15. 🇷🇴 Romania: +521K
16. 🇵🇹 Portugal: +476K
17. 🇩🇰 Denmark: +475K
18. 🇭🇺 Hungary: +393K
19. 🇨🇿 Czechia: +386K
20. 🇫🇮 Finland: +378K
Europe's migrant population grew by 40.8 million between 2000 and 2024, up 67%. The UK, Spain and Germany together account for almost half of that increase.
Source: UN DESA
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It pains me infinitely that the Japanese have a greater appreciation for old Europe than the Europeans do.
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Somewhere behind this young man is a mother and father who did the daily work of raising a true gentleman.
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HR is run by women so they just use the same tactics they use when dating
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becoming a landlord just to force people to read my unsolicited opinions while leaving for work
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You know what weird millionaire vampire man, I appreciate that your special interest in your girlfriend’s pussy is probably going to lead to some of the only funded research of the female reproductive system in decades if not centuries.
Bryan Johnson's girlfriend is tracking her own 'nighttime erections' - with a special 'techno tampon' trib.al/UE1hoYX
