Letters to the TV

The best part of being so far into COVID is trying to talk to your doctor about depression and their only response is “dude, same”

Sure sex is great, but have you ever rested your head on someone’s lap as they play video games and you stare at your phone?

Dear prestige dramas, You could probably afford to pay your crew more if you cut all the bits where you intentionally mislead the audience and make your season 2 episodes shorter

If anyone needs me I’ll be in my room writing Derryl Trujillo/Jim the Vampire fic

What’s the point of having an animated series if the fights still look like absolute shit?

If I were a multibillion dollar network I would simply not repeatedly draw attention to our past relationships with pedophiles

I’m officially scared that Only Murders in the Building is setting itself up for an extremely narrow landing it has absolutely no chance of hitting

Who needs drugs when flu shots are free and a benefit to the community?

I like Only Murders in the Building because everyone is always explicitly stating their emotions in the moment

Only Murders in the Building: what if Bored to Death had two Ted Dansons?

I don’t love HouseBroken, but I deeply appreciate that it dedicated a whole episode to explaining how George Clooney’s pet pig can be a character despite being dead