Father, Husband, Bro. Sometimes medicine is cool. Posts my own. Never medical advice.
Nowhere, TN
Joined April 2024
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Legs day is hard and all but have you ever rode a horse for an hour?! Sore in places I didn’t know existed.
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Growing up is realizing @linkinpark is the best we’ll ever have and every other band is just a temporary replacement for when LP songs start to get old and you need it to come back around again
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Picked up a bread maker on prime day. 1st loaf currently baking. If this goes well, I might start posting videos @DigitalFringed1 style with rankings and everything 😂
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I love cats because they’re foul, dirty, unnecessary creatures I’m highly allergic to and their presence alone gets me out of many social functions
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Something odd I’ve noticed lately is the wide range of Under Armour wearers. From jacked ex-college football players to music teachers to grandparents to churchgoers. The brand is everywhere if you look.
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Bought my son a Great Ape Grips (basically a clean rice bucket) to help his forearm strength. He does them while we read at night. Started losing interest as 7 year olds tend to do so I added them to my workout routine. Now he’s back at it 100%.
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The older my boys get and the more they shadow me and want to do what I do, the more realize the importance of consistency and the daily pursuit of health and self improvement. If they don’t see it from you, where will they see it? Don’t be the dad yelling at your kids for something you can’t do yourself.
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If you don’t get chills and the urge to throw a baseball through the wall after seeing this, you’re dead inside
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There is no other sport, activity, pursuit like baseball. You can’t duplicate it, you can’t bottle it, you can’t put it in a pill. There is something to the game that is simply indescribable and it’s been that way for generations.
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What’s the point of selecting a time for @Instacart when they show up 30 minutes early?
There a ton of travel baseball hate on X, but for me, having my son play has been one of the greatest experiences of my life. Watching him play catcher, crush pitches, smiling the whole time has been indescribable. It’s translated into hitting and playing catch before bed every night. No pressure, he loves it and asks me to play with him. I don’t care how far he makes it or how good he gets, I’m just enjoying every single moment.
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Can’t imagine the bathroom scene at a $7mil Taco Bell party
Davante Adams can afford virtually anything, but says an unlimited Taco Bell card is one of his coolest flexes and he could spend $7,000,000 if he wanted to
"There it is. And it's got my name on the back, so if anybody tries to rob me, you'll never be able to use it. It's like a credit card. This purple card is basically like a black card, but it's purple and only can be used at Taco Bell, it is unlimited."
"I can go in there and buy, $7 million worth of Taco Bell today if I wanted, and go have a Taco Bell party."
"That's probably one of the coolest flexes I have. The black card and all that stuff's cool, but a lot of people have that."
"Only two people have the purple card right now."
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My 7 yo has been getting hitting lessons weekly, so my 5 yo wanted one too. This was his first lesson. The u14 national team was there practicing and stoped to watch and cheer him on. It was an awesome scene and time for him. There’s nothing like baseball.
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“Dad, I understand why we have armpit deodorant, but what about deodorant for your butt?”
My 7 yo has been dropping gold recently 😂
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Most like to bulk in the fall/winter, but I prefer this time for a cut. I can avoid the candy and holiday treats while still eating copious amount of turkey and there’s just something I like about being slim in winter clothes. Nothing more ego boosting than looking good in a button down and dress pants or suit.
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