she/her. a baby witch, obsessed with sitcoms, and years of therapy ahead of her
Genovia
Joined May 2011
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That new vampire comedy show has this bit where the hot vampire guy didn’t turn his lover and she’s this older lady who keeps finding out they are vampires and he just erases it from her mind every time but also they also like bang a lot
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-cualquier vinculo de mi
pasado: superado
-todas las veces que me dijeron que no gritara (estaba hablando con mi tono de voz): tema sensible
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when girls bring up astrology, some guys fumble it so badly by ranting about how fake it is. my guy, she is trying to fuck you.
"What time were you born?" is only one step away from "How big is your hand compared to mine?"
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The stripper HAS to love someone. She has to. And that someone could very easily be me. You don’t know me.
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“Fucking the text man for texts”, “Young hoes cook everything on high”, “Omg you people can’t do anything” and “We’ve extensively talked about this, you’re just 21” are the four greatest tweets ever made.
The philosophical impact cannot be understated. Socratic level thinking
