— 𝑉𝑎𝑙𝑘𝑦𝑟𝑖𝑒

『𝑰𝒇 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒏𝒌 𝑰’𝒎 𝒑𝒓𝒆𝒕𝒕𝒚…』 𝙻𝚒𝚝. 𝙽𝚘𝚛𝚊 𝚅𝚊𝚕𝚔𝚢𝚛𝚒𝚎 𝚏𝚛𝚘𝚖 𝚁𝚆𝙱𝚈. 𝙿𝚎𝚗𝚗𝚎𝚍 𝚋𝚢 𝚝𝚑𝚎 #LadyOfGlaciers. 𝙽𝚘𝚗𝚕𝚎𝚠𝚍. 『…-𝒀𝒐𝒖 𝒔𝒉𝒐𝒖𝒍𝒅 𝒔𝒆𝒆 𝒎𝒆 𝒊𝒏 𝒂 𝒄𝒓𝒐𝒘𝒏.』

//So my friend and I made Vex and Vax from crit role! (HalfElvenDagger and HalfElvenArrow) With the release of the animated show starting, if anyone’s interested in joining the verse, we hope it’ll be alive again!

Try being able to keep up with Neon, miss top heavy.

//Don’t ask. Goodnight.

[STARTS RUSSIAN DANCING WHILE HER MOUTH IS HANGING OPEN. THIS IS COMING FROM IT.] youtu.be/RrLCs4IGmms

Tsktsk, better to fry evidence with a shock than leave evidence of destruction like that.

[Also got into the store of plum wine and dandelion wine. She’s drinking, draped over a throne, laughing wildly]

[Just kinda does Urbosa’s thing in the middle of the palace. Don’t ask how she got into the throne room. Proceeds to sit on the Dragon Throne while the storm tears apart the palace.]

Better that they don’t see anything, they won’t be paying too much attention to the crime scene then. No tapes, not even a blood splatter edge on the camera. Easy peasy, anyway. Only takes one strike.

Ren the God of Darkness said I can commit arson of the highest degree so— [Destroys the palace of Anima’s royalty with a storm.]

I can bring down the whole place in a blaze with a few lightning strikes. Wipe all security footage too.

[Commits crimes of the highest degree]

Yeah but chaos and the destruction of the monarchy I can get behind. Speaking of which imma call a storm over the palace to destroy it now—.

I know many things, it’s how I commit many crimes.

[Eyes the palace] Hey can I commit arson of the highest degree, @tranquillostboy?

His Heavenly Highness, First Son of the Heaven’s Mouthpiece, Crown prince of Anima. Psst, weird guy. That’s the one like everyone in Mistral knows.

//He a-coming, oh lawdy. A dragon boiyo.