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Since Deadpool can break the fourth wall and knows our world exists, that means he's the only Marvel character that knows Stan Lee died...
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They should make a sequel to Up called Down where they have to go to hell to rescue his wife.
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Since Deadpool can break the fourth wall and knows our world exists, that means he's the only Marvel character that knows Stan Lee died...
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Real men don't hit you up late at night demanding photos of your naked body. Real men hit their desks with closed fists demanding photos of Spider-Man.
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I just realized that all of Spider-Man's villains are based on a spiders real life predators: Lizard, vulture, scorpion, rhinoceros, goblin with a flying surfboard, robot octopus, mafia boss, hobgoblin with a stolen flying surfboard, alien symbiote, electricity. All of them.
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Life is short. Try new recipes. Paint that painting. Write that novel. Learn black magic. Go into the forest at night. Summon a demon. Earn that demons trust. Become best friends with the demon. Brag to everyone you know about your cool new demon best friend. Knit that sweater.




























