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so hype for caitlin today. gonna be loved on by hoards of loud, raucous, real fans just like she deserves. i hope her cupeth overflows she deserves it all
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To lead an orchestra, you must turn your back on the crowd.–Aristotle
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can drop viewership numbers for finals games 1 and 2 but still can’t tabulate votes for the all w teams after all these weeks? #noticing
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ooooh wee, when this stat hits the wnba, 🤯 will happen all over this app
NEW: Potential assists 👀 Shown on wide-open misses off a pass with one dribble or less.
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What if Angel wins a championship before Caitlin? I mean this with all due respect: So. Fucking. What? lol. I’m just supposed to abandon ship? Is that really how people think sports fandom works? We just jump from successful player to successful player? No thanks. 😂
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elle seemed thrilled to take part in this moment, the iconic caitlin clark–maya moore meetup what on earth changed between march and april/may 2024?
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Last week Elle Duncan was a victim of (unnamed) Caitlin Clark coming into the WNBA 3 seasons ago. This week Elle is projecting victimhood onto Caitlin Clark. Meanwhile Caitlin Clark is hanging out with Taylor Swift and dapping up Cookie Monster.
Elle Duncan thinks Caitlin Clark has been put in a “completely unfair situation” as the face of the WNBA.
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if you’re not telling us what state 22 got her makeup done in, what are you even doing yahoo sports?
Taylor Swift and Caitlin Clark in Arrowhead for Chargers-Chiefs 🤩
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will be interesting to see if she feels the same after this one
“Even though their fans are against us, they’re still respectful.” Exactly, and that’s why everyone loves to play in ballhalla. Rowdy, loud, but it’s all for the love of the game. Thank you big Lish 🫂
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Caitlin Clark x Cookie Monster for Xfinity! 👀🍪
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the w would never have a best basketball iq vote, threads and twitter would descend into irreversible chaos
Votes are in, Joker's on top
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If NBC PR told @cbrennansports there would be no viewership numbers for Games 2 & 3 of the Aces-Valkyries series because they were “exclusively on NBC & Peacock” — Then why are they telling a different story now — when they released numbers for Fever vs Aces at the time?
ESPN PR just told me that Game 2 of the Liberty-Dream series averaged 1.4M viewers. NBC PR told me there will be no numbers for Aces-Valkyries Games 2 and 3 because they are “exclusively on Peacock/NBCSN — same with NBA, Premier League, etc.”
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Three years ago today at Kinnick. 55,646 watched as Caitlin recorded a triple-double.
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ohhhh, so the emphasis was always on “now” 👀
Fever announce that Aliyah Boston underwent a right knee arthroscopy to repair the lateral meniscus on Wednesday. Now starting rehab with the Fever’s medical team.
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*now* you (get to) know. you weren’t privy sooner. and don’t worry, no else was either. but *now* you get to know!
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another eastern time cob and no thank you graphic yet
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what even is this?! 😂 hasn’t played college ball in 2.5 years. it’s just a random fall wednesday when she dropped the third colorway of her signature shoe cc22’s motion is unmatched
i guess even march madness is missing caitlin clark hoops today lmao
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“Caitlin 1s officially made it to the playground 💙 Putting that traction to work on the court 🏀🔥” Nothing better than watching a girl cook a bunch of guys on the court at sunset 🤭 🎥/caption: littlegiant1111 (IG)
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elle duncan chopping it up with caitlin clark and maya moore in march 2024 a month later, the one behind the mic started a prolific stint in grifting and raging on the then-22 yo hooper. and 2.5 years later, she still is
elle seemed thrilled to take part in this moment, the iconic caitlin clark–maya moore meetup what on earth changed between march and april/may 2024?
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People are acting like Fever fans don't want Dream to win because of Angel when in reality, we don't want Dream to win because of Dewanna "Dequitter" Bonner.
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My problem w this is 1. You don’t get to light a match and walk away from the flame. She was part of the problem. 2. If you’re going to speak on the problem, tell the WHOLE story, not just the half that serves your narrative. Otherwise, you’re not helping solve anything. You’re helping it grow Yes, I’ve seen fans of “this one person” (who we all know is Caitlin Clark) minimize the contributions and accomplishments of other players in this league. That deserves criticism. But I’ve ALSO seen Caitlin’s fanbase broadly labeled racist, called “coons,” and subjected to all kinds of vitriol for what amounts to perfectly normal basketball commentary about certain players Calling out one form of abuse while ignoring another isn’t accountability. It’s selective outrage.
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