I love my red bottoms, leopard and a good martini. Low key wish I was a Bravo housewife. Infertility sucks. I never proofread my tweets. Wannabe golfer

Somewhere drinking
Joined December 2021
I enjoyed they gang up on Gizelle a little too much #RHOP
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Watching The Addams Family movie from ‘91 and remembering I thought Gomez was hot as a child 😅😅
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Watching Grease 2 bc my tik tok algorithm has convinced me to do so
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Fall-O-Ween with these witches
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Door dashing a single bagel with cream cheese and caramel latte bc im too hungover to function
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Feeling witchy 🧙🏽‍♀️
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Rory stays embarrassing and hurting dean wtf #GilmoreGirls
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Told my nail guy I wanted black nails ghosts and his response: I’ll give you something better. The something better:
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These ladies masking their jealousy for Gina’s success and shopping as “concern” 🙄🙄 like she literally said she wanted to shop in Tokyo so I’m sure she put money aside for that #RHOC
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Honestly Bronwyn using Todd’s credit cards to travel with her boy toy and meet his parents is kind of amazing. Also why are the women so pressed she met the parents? Who truly cares lol #RHOSLC
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Like between Aneha not being able to stfu and constantly bringing up her parents disapproval although she knew what she was getting into with this show and Wilnie bringing up Wilson having another connection, these ladies are driving me crazy #LoveIsBlind
Why do the women always end up annoying me more than the men on this damn show?! Like am I toxic?? #LoveIsBlind
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Why do the women always end up annoying me more than the men on this damn show?! Like am I toxic?? #LoveIsBlind
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Dedication night has me in shambles and Ive only watched the first 2 dances 😭😭 #DWTS
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Had to be more professional today but killed my presentation
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I take it back this sucks bc it’s a train the trainer training aka I have to learn the material by tomorrow and teach a section to the class 😅
First day back to work and have to do a 2 day training. I guess it could be worse
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First day back to work and have to do a 2 day training. I guess it could be worse
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Having crazy Sunday scaries tonight bc I do NOT want to go to work tomorrow
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I have found my people on Grease 2 TikTok
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This season is a shitshow #LoveIsBlind
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Happy to report I lost weight while on vaca! 2lbs! This was the first vaca I didn’t want to drink most days and didn’t feel hungry throughout the day. The food and portion sizes in Aruba are also a lot fresher and healthier so that def helped. Plus walked on the beach a few days
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