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Hi, I'm Dan Schwartz. I'm running for Congress against Maryland's only Republican congressman, Andy Harris. I get why our race caught fire this week, but the people of MD01 are not a viral clip. I sure don't call people asking me questions rude and I don't threaten journalists but the reason I'm running is to fight for Maryland families, protect health care, and take on corruption. I've been a consumer watchdog for 14 years holding financial institutions accountable and putting money back in families' pockets. Let me be direct: if we are able to get our message out in every corner of the district, we are going to win. It's that simple. People are fed up with skyrocketing gas prices and the affordability crisis, and they are crossing party lines. These are not normal times. But I can't do it alone. If you're seeing this, please share this post. I know times are hard. If you can chip in any amount, even one dollar, (link in the bio) to fuel our grassroots campaign. It will help us win and flip Maryland's only Republican seat blue and take back the House.
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Canis🐾Agitatus retweeted
Hey, JD, why not settle this the right way and challenge El-Sayed to meet behind the Waffle House after the Friday night game. Me, I’ll take the guy who was captain of every sports team he played on vs the pudgy guy cut from the golf team. How about it?
JD Vance calls El-Sayed "a little weasel who should shut his mouth and show a little gratitude"
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Canis🐾Agitatus retweeted
No, it’s not illegal for a journalist to record a politician at a press availability when the politician invited the press! Classic Andy Harris. We served together in the Maryland State Senate and Congress for two decades — he's an authoritarian through and through, and can be counted on by tyrants all over the world — Trump, Putin, Orban, J6 insurrectionists. How dare he lecture his constituents about the First Amendment when he wanted to cut off all funds to the University of Maryland because he didn’t approve of a movie a student group showed on campus. If you want to support freedom and progress in Maryland and across America, please help out Dan Schwartz, @Schwartz4_MD1st in these final 20 days!
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The Twatoosie
“Kimberly, you’re in hock up to your eyeballs, and you were just fired. Now what are you going to do?” “I can always go back to dancing at a gentlemen’s club.” Courtesy of @BettyBowers at BS.
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here's Bruce Blakeman tonight claiming "I never said that I would cut Medicaid in half" -- immediately followed by a clip of him saying on Fox Business in June that "we make sure we cut Medicaid in half"
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Republican Rep. Andy Harris incorrectly told a reporter they were breaking the law as the reporter and others recorded an exchange with him last night. Harris had just wrapped up a debate with Democratic challenger Dan Schwartz.
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MAGAtards: We will use our second amendment rights to defeat liberal, communist, fascist, progressive islamo-marxist RINO, dumocrats!! Dem Candidate for County Council in Indiana:
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This needs to be on tv, streaming services and radio
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Scandals this week in the Texas senate race: Ken Paxton on video with his latest mistress partying in Dubai with a wanted fugitive who committed over $300 million in health care fraud and gave $190K to Paxton. James Talarico stayed home to recover from the flu.
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Paul Krugman: “…The big news on U.S. foreign policy was that Trump announced that he was buying 300,000 tons of Russian diesel. He’s not allowed to do this: Sanctions preventing purchase of Russian oil are law, not a choice on Trump’s part. But under Trump laws are suggestions at most, so it might happen anyway…. But being a nerdy economist, my first printable reaction to the announcement was, 300,000 tons??? That’s a bit over 2 million barrels. America consumes approximately 4 million barrels of distillates — diesel (mostly) and heating oil — every day. So Trump is betraying an embattled democracy, demonstrating our faithlessness to the whole world, seriously damaging whatever is left of America’s leadership in the world, for the sake of maybe 12 hours’ worth of diesel. Really?”
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Representative James Talarico has never received treatment from Lindner Center of Hope.
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A message to all sane Republicans: He pardoned 1,600 violent criminals. You said nothing. He bulldozed the East Wing. You said nothing. He interfered with the release of the Epstein files. You said nothing. He took over the Kennedy Center and renamed it after himself. You said nothing. He accepted a $400 million airplane as a personal gift. You said nothing. He threatened Canada, Cuba, Denmark, Greenland, Venezuela, Colombia, and Brazil. You said nothing. He tariffed just about everyone but Russia, causing inflation and instability worldwide. You said nothing. He attacked a nation during mediated negotiations. You said nothing. His ill-conceived war killed 175 children on day one. You said nothing. He alienated and insulted our allies. You said nothing. His ICE Army terrorized and murdered U.S. citizens. You said nothing. He committed murder on the high seas. You said nothing. He co-opted the Justice Department and directed it to prosecute his political enemies. You said nothing. It's time to start talking!!! It's long overdue!!!!
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#SCSEN: Annie Andrews goes direct-to-camera on trans issues
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BREAKING: Even more leaked audio of a secret Ken Paxton meeting just revealed him advocating for cutting Social Security and Medicare — while laughing with lobbyists about cutting their taxes. This guy is genuinely evil.
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This should be a bigger story in Michigan. Voters need to know the real Mike Rogers.
LEAKED AUDIO: Mike Rogers was caught mocking Michiganders' concerns as Trump's tariffs spiked grocery prices, saying "Oh my gosh, coffee went up. You know, horror!"
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Melanie is correct…
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They wanted to impeach Joe Biden after Hunter Biden sold his paintings - but after another government contract, this time for $2.9B, goes to a defense contractor backed by the investment company co-owned by Don Jr - no one fucking blinks.
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