LemonSimulator

Bernie Goldsmith has hosted loli porn on image boards, has admitted to talking to a minor for no less than an hour in total (multiple video chats), and now wants to buy a house that may or may not been used to traffic children for a “weird ritual occult shrine” I hate this nigga

I engage in slight cannibalism as a treat if i been good

Breakfast is about to get sexual…

Whoever said “fake ids are useless after 21” is seething rn

Rappers if they were Simulators: RubyThaCherrySimulator VanillaIceSimulator JellyRollSimulator JuceeFrootSimulator

Just found out how brazilian’s make Lemonade. Nuke them. Eviscerate them. Give them 1,000,000 paper cuts and soak them in Lemon juice.

We got the opps on a leash and force feeding them Lemons picked by child slaves.

Lemon.

Lemon.

Also @FalconryFinance if you broke just lmk ill help throw some ends your way so you can finally pay your lawyer dues. Also the chinese fried your dog in a wok

You sour apple bitter bitches Im not fuckin with em

YOUR LAUGHING?? THEY TURNED MY COUSIN INTO WATER AND YOUR LAUGHING??

Im quite fond of that one Gucci Mane song

ughhhh squeeze my harder daddy. ughhh make me squirt in your eye

Dont rub me on papercuts!

I stg if this duck asks for grapes one more time…