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Lem🍋nX retweeted
"THE PARTY TOLD YOU TO REJECT THE EVIDENCE OF YOUR EYES AND EARS. IT WAS THEIR FINAL, MOST ESSENTIAL COMMAND."
-GEORGE ORWELL, 1984
Lem🍋nX retweeted
In honor of Fan Appreciation Night, we're giving away a signed @MikeTrout jersey! 🐐
Share this post by 5pm PT tomorrow (9/28) for your chance to win!
One winner will be randomly selected; link in bio for rules.
ALT A Mike Trout jersey, which hangs on a wall at Angel Stadium under a thin video ribbon board that reads "Thank You, Fans," displays Trout's autograph on his number on the back of the jersey.
Lem🍋nX retweeted
Like for Jake Paul. RT for Mike Tyson.
#PaulTyson
Lem🍋nX retweeted
Stop scrolling, take a deep breath, and use the next few minutes to escape to a place where the air is sweet. 💛💚
Lem🍋nX retweeted
What are we even talking about here?? When I think about my kids and my family and how they will grow up, the choice is clear to me. VOTE KAMALA HARRIS!!!
Lem🍋nX retweeted
Here in Montana, we cherish our public lands—and you shouldn’t have to be a millionaire to enjoy them. My opponent wants to change that.
Not gonna happen.
Lem🍋nX retweeted
Whether it was lowering prescription drug costs or expanding access to health care across Montana, I’ve always fought to do right by our seniors.
Meanwhile, my opponent supports plans to slash Medicare and Social Security. Not on my watch.
Lem🍋nX retweeted
Tonight, you will hear Donald Trump paint a dark vision, and a false picture of his accomplishments. Let me tell you the truth:
#TrumpLies
Lem🍋nX retweeted
I don't know what they've got in these performance enhancers, but I'm feeling pretty jacked up.
Try it yourselves, folks.
See you in a bit: joe.link/SecretSauce
ALT President Joe Biden, dressed in a dark suit and tie, smiles while holding a can.
ALT A can labeled "BIDEN ZERO MALARKEY" featuring a photo of Dark Brandon. Text on the can reads "GET REAL, JACK. IT’S JUST WATER."
Lem🍋nX retweeted
The strangest thing about this epoch of American history will always be that tens of millions of grown ups decided to form a cult like devotion to, of all available people, Donald Trump.
Lem🍋nX retweeted
For those who don’t agree that the vaccinated can return to pre-pandemic normal, I ask: What should we all do? Perpetual masking? Forever not dining out, avoiding large weddings & indoor gatherings, etc? Virtually everything has risk, and zero covid is not a viable strategy.
Lem🍋nX retweeted
"It is almost impossible to watch a sunset and not dream." -Bernard Williams
📸 Photo by Instagram user the_traveling_maestro
📍 Arches National Park, Utah
Lem🍋nX retweeted
I talked to a friend today who very much knows who Zelensky is now, but had no idea that Trump's first impeachment was over an attempt to blackmail him.
This context matters. And it should be in every American news report on him.
Not everyone who is plugged in now was in 2019.
Lem🍋nX retweeted
when the waiters start singing happy birthday to you at the restaurant xitter.cf/evanmcmurry/status/149…
