
My owner, lover, partner & keeper: @Ivorygh0st 🩵💞 | 23 | 🏳️⚧️ she/her | corny weirdo puppy girl that likes to be silly🐕| I respond only to my owner btw ^^
Pawland
Joined June 2022
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I'm neither a woman nor a boy, I'm his Dog & I love it! I bark, whine, wag my tail, get excited over lil things and leave being human to him. I'm so happy to fully listen, trust, follow and give myself to him completely, knowing he's my owner & takes very good care of his Puppy^^
DeadCoyote 𐂯 retweeted
And I cry, and I howl,
from confusion, from anger,
from the exhaustion of a hurting dog,
dragging its wounded leg across the floor,
begging to be held,
not muzzled by something cold and confining
DeadCoyote 𐂯 retweeted
* accidentally knocks stuff over with my tail *
o! sorry!
* accidentally knocks stuff over with my tail *
sorry! accident!
* accidentally knocks stuff over with my tail *
o! sorry!!
* accidentally kno
DeadCoyote 𐂯 retweeted
One thing that I'm worried my followers don't know about me is that I have a nice ass. Like, I worry this doesn't factor into their opinions of me. When you imagine me, you must also imagine a nice ass.
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The back of the throat is an erogenous zone. The throat is one of the only holes that you can, as the one topping, force to be tighter through strangulation.
I feel like God was being clear with the design here.
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Replying to @Lejsen1
I feel like people would notice that I suddenly have a wife out of nowhere.
DeadCoyote 𐂯 retweeted
The thing about marriage is that it would be really cool to have a wife (also tax benefits), but in order to do that you have to go through a layered culturally mandated suffering ordeal/public humiliation rite first and be the center of attention at a big party you don't want.































