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Houghton, South Africa
Joined January 2020
Figured out a few things about life. But I can’t share them , human beings are wired to only understand what they already understand. Nobody sees reality fresh. We all filter new ideas through old beliefs. For that reason I'm not going to educate people on social media. I'm gonna stop here because humans are trained to misunderstand. – at Bedfordview, South Africa
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Human beings are stupid. Myself included. Thankfully Cornell has a whole course on it: COGST 2100 / PSYCH 2100 – The Science of Human Stupidity taught by Gordon Pennycook. Not a 4-year degree (sadly), just one excellent 3-credit class on why we’re so good at believing nonsense, falling for misinformation, and making the same mistakes over and over. We should all be required to take it. I majored in PYC at some point as a teenager and learnt nothing. – at Zeerust, South Africa
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Cadre mentality is a scam. We worship politics instead of inventing things. Imagine if we flooded TikTok, Facebook & X with inventions ideas and building stuff like other nations. Instead too many of us are stuck discussing politicians, sex and boloi. Lack of ambition is real. 😂 – at Bedfordview, South Africa
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Fellow Black people, you judge us by the English we speak. Not realising that some of us worked very hard to lose the accent so we wouldn’t sound “hood.” I know plenty of South African Black morons who can speak English properly. When they speak, try focusing on their logic and reasoning , they’re empty but sound attractive. These people are the reason we are still oppressed. – at Bedfordview, South Africa
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🙏😭 God, please help me so I never wake up one day filming my own senseless TikTok videos. 🙏😭 – at Bedfordview, South Africa
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It’s 2 a.m. and I’ve finished drafting the letter of demand to the Department of Education and the construction company that damaged my house nearly three years ago. They thought the matter would prescribe. Five pages looks good. I feel good too. – at Bedfordview, South Africa
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March and March is ineffective. – at Bedfordview, South Africa
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WATCH: The March and March Movement has slammed the Acting Minister for Police, Professor Firoz Cachalia, for meeting with Pakistani and Somalian immigrants - KZN Tonight Podcast – at Umhlanga, South Africa
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Khan's bitch has got young girls dressed like whores at his tavern in Seshego but wrongfully attacks MacG for "depoliticizing" the youth. Whatever that is ...
His pub in Seshego🤷🏿‍♂️🤷🏿‍♂️🤷🏿‍♂️🤷🏿‍♂️🤷🏿‍♂️🤷🏿‍♂️
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Why does society always blame men when they see single mothers? Why does society never assume that maybe she wanted to be a single mom, or she cheated, or she ended the marriage, or she decided to leave him? Our moms & grans were team bekezela by force due to circumstances... our generation of women leaves when they are not happy. Relationships. Jobs. Homes. Friendships. 70% of divorces are initiated by women Women move for better career opportunities Women cheat Women find "better" partners Women don't see children as a reason to stay in an unhappy relationship Women reject marriage proposals When are we gonna fix these horrible assumptions? And why does society refuse to acknowledge women's agency? Some initiate sex. Some ask men to get them pregnant. We must all do better, coz we are unfairly bashing men when it takes 2 to tango.
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1. No one writes the truth on social media... Number 2. [Deleted] (because it may be offensive, and I don’t intend to offend anyone online). 3. I decided not to write point 3. The majority of people on X are crazy. Decent leaders do not have X accounts , for example, President Vladimir Putin does not have an X account, and neither does President Xi Jinping. X is for liars and gossipmongers. #Fact – at Bedfordview, South Africa
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I’ve got nothing but Awe for Jacintas response on this so called woke “Tiktoker” This is not a influencer gig it’s serious it’s our lives , all illegal foreigners must go and Fix their country, we are not waisting our sympathy
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The hardest part about healing is realizing some of the people you would have put your life on the line for? Weren’t even willing to get mildly uncomfortable for you.
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This guy never had cash. If you wanna smell your money book it. like the part where the bank manager brings all the trainees, as if she’s educating them , but you can tell she’s really expecting to find something wrong with the transaction. If you can book R400k or more twice a week across different branches, 6monts straight. Then we can talk. – at Bedfordview, South Africa
“Poverty is dealing with me” - Julius Mkhwanazi The following day Mike Van Wyk deposits R40k in Mkhwanazi’s account.
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Is your company deregistered? – at Zeerust, South Africa
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Even if I don't become Prime Minister, at least there was a prophecy that I would become one. Even if the prophecy turns out to be false, at least there was once someone who had faith in me. For me, that counts. I don't care about the crowd. 😆😅😂 I'm about to drive 4hrs back 2 Jozi. – at Zeerust, South Africa
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There was a prophecy that I’ll be Prime Minister of South Africa one day. What I’m not sure of is whether it will happen in this lifetime or the next. Mind you, the prophecy was made by a British Grandmaster , hence the “prime minister” title. My apologies, I’m texting while drunk, hanging out with my goats, cats, pitbulls and chickens far from Houghton. I'm in the country side.
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My daughter's smaller tortoise. She has three more licensed pets. – at Zeerust, South Africa
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Breaking a good person's heart because you’re too hurt to heal yourself is a different level of toxic. Don't step into someone’s life unless you're actually ready to show up for them, to be present and love them dearly. – at Zeerust, South Africa
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