slatey gatekeeper, manager at @heronfoods Chelsea fan and loyal supporter of @NUFC since 2021

Joined August 2025
PSG's goalkeeper is absolutely shite.
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Imagine if we bought douè when we were linked with him?? He'd be on loan at Sheffield United.
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Can't stand that Alex Crook on talk sport when he's on about Manchester United, absolute deluded cunt. Typical plastic fat cunt.
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Matthias Jaissle should have the player's in this morning and made to watch the game back, he just standing shaking his head for 90 mins.
How the hell did we lose 4-1 to this Coventry team
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Few beers and just ordered a massive Indian banquet then remembering im up at 6am for graft.
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Led-Man retweeted
Look at me, I am the French now....
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People sniffed at DCL.
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Brighton 3 nil up in 10 mins, doesn't matter how many players they sell, they have a proper team behind them in recruitment, planning, we are miles away from them.
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Miley shite in the middle, shite at right back, what is he??
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Cant score goals, cant keep them out, weak player's, We are bang in a relegation fight.
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Wank teams like Coventry giving us shite, mackems in ther first season doing the double, then these cunts who cant get there bins emptied giving us shite?? Fucking bad times man, fuck you @PIF_en fuck you @jamiereuben fuck you @NUFC
Thank you and goodnight.
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Glad i didn't watch that shite tonight, one shot on target?? Pardo?? A kid who is a winger?? Osula who we wanted to get rid of in the last 4 windows is our saviour?? Joelinton Murphy and Willock still at the club playing first team football?? Disgrace from the board, CUNTS.
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Called it.
Jackson rubbing his hands at the thought of playing Newcastle today, also guaranteed Manzambi will put in a masterclass performance, always happens with the player's you have chased all summer, Newcastle need a good performance.
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Jackson rubbing his hands at the thought of playing Newcastle today, also guaranteed Manzambi will put in a masterclass performance, always happens with the player's you have chased all summer, Newcastle need a good performance.
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Howling at Simon Jordan this morning ha ha.
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Villa cruising, Jackson in form, Class.
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Fuck sake, you'll have to rip up this video and start again @NUFC Mr SAFC DOOM said there is a horse in the video.
They put a fucking horse in the video 😂 A HORSE! #SAFC #NUFC 🐴💥👊
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What a pathetic excuse, Coventry have a sqaud worth 100m, We had over 100m on the bench.
Turning it off. Think this'll become a familiar feeling this season. Don't ever forget this is exactly what the rules are designed to do. We aren't supposed to compete with the cartel. @premierleague is finished. Up the @ManCity #nufc
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Watching arsenal, as much as bruno is a rat, understandable why he wanted away, Wissa, Osula Willock, Eze, Saka, Rice More money, champions league.
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