Leazes Mags

"mam said you've got to take me with you" #NUFC

Reckon their keeper has a backup career in music

How did we make six subs by the way? Did someone go off concussed for either team?

Sunderland are obviously our main rivals and only derby, but who do people consider our “second rivals”? I don’t care how much it’s reciprocated by the opposition. Gave four options based on what I’ve heard people say. @ToonPolls 📊

When you let the assistant take the press conference on FM

Actually agree that Arsenal should’ve had ONE penalty… but so should have we for the exact same thing so 😘 xxx

Kieran Trippier has 8 official Premier League Man of the Matches in our last 9 Prem games. Ridiculous. Takes him on to 10 for the season #NUFC

Remembered the password to this account love that

Tweeting this before the decision is made but my initial reaction was that's a red. Cynical, studs raised straight into ASM's ankle, no desire to play the ball #NUFC

Eddie Howe has taken charge of 59.3% of our Premier League games this season (including games he missed with covid while manager). In those games we have accumulated 83.9% of our points this season. Game changer #NUFC

"Everton are winning tonight"

I also would've chose to leave out Hayden due to injury and Clark, not sure about the Lewis call

Because we brought in 5 players over 21 and only shipped out 2 we now need to leave 3 players out of our new 25 man squad. Who?

Full Ham punching and kicking the wall rn