𝐃𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐤 𝐂. 𝐒𝐢𝐦𝐦𝐨𝐧𝐬

"I am the National Security Advisor. It's my job to prevent terrorist attacks, not cause them." Leader of The Family Age: Late 40s to 50s All eras, RE1 to 8 Serious/parody Dark themes, no lewd Canon divergent Ships are unlikely

Please, I'm not a madman. I'm the one who is keeping order around here.

A bit unfortunate, I must admit that.

Claire and Chris Redfield are a true nuisance.

Waiting for Ada Wong to like me

Of course, Mr. Kennedy

No fun? And using my money is fun, Ms Ashford? Hm, that sounds almost tempting. Fine, use my money, but only if you put Leon and Helena on there as well. Thank you.

"That is just your reading of my words, Mr Kennedy. I implied nothing."

A black cat might be more fitting for you though

Keep drinking, Mr Kennedy

This world is home to too many fools.

All I do is for the good of that world, Agent Kennedy

She is in the mood for shopping. How nice for her. No need to do it with my money though.

I am not feeling left out, thank you. Why wouldn't you use your own money, Alexia? Surely you must have enough.

In case you wish to vanish forever it is, Mr. Branagh

Why is everyone using Heisenberg's credit card? Well, better than mine I'd say.

That is strangely relatable.

"Good enough, Mr Wittlock. What do you want?"

Good luck with that, Kennedy

I hope Mr. Redfield will have fun with this fiery present.

Leon Kennedy walk past me challenge