Armitage Hux ||Fire/Desert Vupltex Shifter event||

Jim was the one who went to Oswald. Jim was the one who proposed the deal. Jim was the one who held out his ✋. This is top tier dynamic development and I have never been more thrilled.

/Oswald and Jim seem like those people who would have 🤬 sex then agree to never speak of it again.

Jim Gordon: I need a gangster to help me in secret while I pretend to be a clean cop. I PROMISE I won't cast you aside the moment you've stopped being useful to me. Oswald: ... Sofia: ...

"James. Jim. Jimothy." — Oswald at one point.

Oswald: Look! It's my very best friend Jim Gordan! Fancy meeting you here! Jim, hitting him with a broom: get out of my house you unholy bird man

Gotham writers, season 2: And Oswald and Ed were roommates The fandom: Oh my God they were roommates

Ed: I am not the Riddler anymore. I am... The Rapper Oswald: Dear god what have I done

Ivy: I wish I had the ability to make boys nervous. Oswald: Holding a really sharp knife to their necks usually does the trick for me. Edward: As a boy, I can confirm that this makes me really nervous.

Gotham writers: Ed's completely straight Ed: *wears glitter suit and hat* Gotham writers: OK BUT LIKE WAIT-

Oswald: Ive been thinking about adding something to my look and I was- Ed: Top hat Oswald: That was fast I didnt even fin- Ed: TOP. HAT.

oswald: i am a STRONG independent man who doesn’t need anyone by his side because i can handle everything that comes at me ed: hi oswald: please hold me and don’t let go

Ed: I'm too smart Oswald: sure Jan

Oswald: My boyfriend is too tall for me to kiss him on the lips. What should I do? Tabitha: Punch him in the stomach. Then, when he doubles over in pain- Barbara: Dump him Victor: Kick him in the shin Grundy: Push him over Ed: NO TO ALL OF THOSE JUST ASK ME TO LEAN DOWN

Ed: *stubs his toe* AGH FUCK ME! Oswald: I’D BE HAPPY TO Ed: what Oswald: what