Proud Scotsman | Blunt | Conservative | Pro Israel | Love dogs | Former Alcoholic | Hate the ANC | #SASpring2026 is coming!

Cape Town CBD, Western Cape
Joined April 2020
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Have you really lived until you have made melted cheese on toast on one of these?
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That's how its done.
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"It's only a joke, Mrs. Reagan. They got real guns." Don Rickles at Reagan's inaugural gala, 1985. #DeadWrongHistory
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Dame Edna glanced at Judi Dench and Sharon Osbourne, both dressed dark, and asked what funeral they’d just been to completely straight-faced, as if she was genuinely checking in. She didn’t wait for the laugh or a signal it was a joke. She just kept going while they were still processing it. The insult only works because she delivers it like ordinary small talk. By the time everyone catches the implication, she’s already somewhere else.
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Movie is called The Client, based on a John Grisham's book.
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😆😆 when @niehaus_carl used to dance for Zuma. What a cunt.
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Replying to @BDliveSA
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🇮🇱 Well done 91st Division! They destroyed more than 540 terrorist infrastructure sites in the security zone in southern Lebanon.
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Dr Nasiphi Moya leads a multi party coalition government in the City of Tshwane, yet she is the only one on the ground ensuring that those affected by the unchlorinated water, receive all the necessary medical care! She actually took accountability for the failures of others!!
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Amandla!
If you feel like your money is not going far anymore, you're not imagining things. Here is a visual of the declining Rand’s Buying power. Cred: Preamble HQ
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We’re all sick to death of scammers and spammers in South Africa - the guys at Untapped AI have a way to verify voice agents that should become law. I spoke to Lloyd Matthew, Founder and CEO, to find out how it works. Go to untappedai.co.za/ to find out how to get your company on board.
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Imam of Peace
@ImamofpeaceOct 12
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Imam of Peace
@ImamofpeaceOct 13
My latest: Tehran's Sectarian Gamble Has Failed link.aletihad.ae/JiDh
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La vraie raison pour la shitty situation en France - youtube.com/watch?v=uytx_mPr… @TruthReportNews
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The female leopard called for her cub - growing increasingly anxious. Her contact calls turned into a deep, urgent rasp. Moments later, the cub came rushing in, and the emotion in her reaction was unmistakable. A powerful glimpse into the bond between a mother and her cub.🐆
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France has fallen...
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Family of fat cunts sat outside McDonald’s at the airport. Literally just stood up and walked off when they’d finished. Fat sacks of shit.
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Don’t be like Steve.
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PLEDGE 2: Roads That Work. By the end of our 5-year term, we will: 👉 Fill pothole within 72 hours. 👉 Get 95% of traffic lights working and repaint road markings. 👉 Use modern technology to protect major intersections and stand up to rogue drivers. #BelieveInJoburg #Zille4Mayor
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