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People i want to attend my wedding: @taylorndean Thats it, thats the list.

If we have the technology to get to Mars I think we can probably start putting the icing to the edge of a Pop-tart.

@Chiefs are gonna break records next year and in the years after. #ChiefKingdom

@taylorndean sometimes I forget that I have a Cheese tattoo until people point him out. (He’s on my shoulder) and it makes me smile and think of you every time 😭❤️

Haven’t seen my therapist in a month. She’s gonna have to pick her jaw off the floor Monday 😅

Username VS name

@NoahKahan hehe love you

@NoahKahan is a humble king and we love him.

My stomach really can’t handle BREAD ?!

Anything helps ❤️ If you are not in a position to be able to donate please share my story ❤️ Thank you 🙏🏼 gofund.me/f3cab7ea

“How was the @edsheeran concert this weekend?”

Happy girlfriend day to all my girls, gays and theys who didn’t get posted today. Here’s a virtual kiss on the forehead.

I was diagnosed with IBS last week. @killerxqueen13 understands.

Did ya know the state can suspend your license for student loan debt?! Bahahahha what the fuck is happening 😂🤪

me sober in Walmart

I feel like I know the answer to this question but I am gonna have to go with… yes?

A conversation I just had. “I see you tweeting are you pissing off another republican?” “No it’s just @killerxqueen13”

Been in the ER twice over the weekend. Second time I was just defeated. My doc took hella good care, ran tons of tests and eventually prescribed me antibiotics I can drink on. #stressed #blessed (Btw fuck Spearfish hospital for blowing my IV during my cat scan) 😒

Someday I’m gonna be somebody people want.