@LazyFigure

Level 3 Virtuoso Tweet Assassin. https://xitter.cf/t.co/DmGojOAzYr

 The Saltmines of Saltsville
Joined July 2015
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Every time I make a reply that doesn't get any likes within 5 minutes
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"The only way to find the right answer on google is to put reddit in the search" my ass
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Replying to @JustinWhang
literally best video game cutscene ever is in super metroid and it has no dialogue
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Didn't expect Obsession to feature the biggest piece of shit since Mouthwashing.
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Me the entire time watching this movie
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What if…. Great games are sometimes… not easily understood at first. And grappling with new concepts is what actually makes them fun. What if they don’t have to be instantly fun and intuitive. What if I’ve been wrong thinking this… when I think about all the games I enjoyed growing up…. They took me a while to grasp the controls. Understanding what it was all about was part of the challenge. Like Link not being able to jump. It was frustrating and odd… and then suddenly it was part of the fun. What if this whole idea of instant, intuitive, rewarding gameplay is incorrect?
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Something has made me uneasy about Scarlet Skips from the start and I'm not sure why. Like my gut tells me it's malware or something insidious like that. Idk it just sets off alarm bells in my head.
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Now that we've launched the conspiracy without a hitch it's time for the most crucial step: the clues
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@UnityNewsNetAug 14
The CEO of Flock Cameras is Garrett Langley. The CIA is headquartered in Langley, Virginia. They are trolling you.
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I never thought I would be raving about a solitaire video game in 2026 but Forbidden Solitaire is a treat so you find a haunted PC game at a thrift store and slowly unravel the story of some mysterious deaths surrounding the games developers.
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XBOX Boot up screen out of bounds everyone.
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Hand larpers will tell you they've had their hands their whole lives but don't know their ring size or how many phalanges they have 😤
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God I am not looking forward to the Code Veronica remake Discourse™
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This guy gets it.
Andrew 2.0
@Andrew_The_PAMay 26
This will save me from having to clean 750 dishes over time $22 at Sam’s Club
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Racism has got you not even seeing 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳𝘴𝘦𝘭𝘧 as a person. I wish I could get the tragedy of this through to you. I cannot.
Sridhar Ramesh@RadishHarmers30 Dec 2025
Replying to @RadishHarmers
So many of the replies are "You must derive your self-worth from other Indians' accomplishments". I do not. My pride is in my own accomplishments. You dummies can't even imagine seeing oneself as a person rather than an interchangeable instantiation in some racial competition.
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This used to be a charming place to post silly jokes.
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now he’s just saur
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Replying to @DumpsterBud @mjarbo
@DumpsterBud @mjarbo
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@uncledoomerFeb 16
imagine going on an "optimal" road trip. there is nothing "optimal" about a road trip. if it were "optimal" youd take a plane. a road trip is about happenstance. serendipity. the purpose of a road trip is to enjoy the road trip. and this is why "data scientists" wont meet God
Epic Maps 🗺️
@theepicmapFeb 16
Most optimal road trip across the U.S. according to a data scientist...
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Wow you think shit stinks? Smell literacy is dead smh
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