Football (real and fantasy) along with random philosophy and strategy talk #MementoMori

Dallas, TX
Joined June 2011
Replying to @CramerTracker
This is unreal. Like it is nearly impossible from a probability standpoint to be wrong as often as Jim Cramer is. It is so unlikely it is an actual accomplishment.
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This sentiment from the First Assistant U.S. Attorney for the Central District of California is dangerous and wrong. Responsible public voices should be awaiting a full investigation, not making generalizations and demonizing law-abiding citizens.
If you approach law enforcement with a gun, there is a high likelihood they will be legally justified in shooting you. Don’t do it!
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
The U.S. Constitution (particularly the 2nd, 4th, and 14th amendments) prohibit officers from shooting citizens merely for possessing a weapon that is not an “imminent threat”. This was reaffirmed in Graham v Connor, which says force must be reasonable. supreme.justia.com/cases/federal/… justice.gov/jm/1-16000-dep…. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Constitut…
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I miss that scarf.
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Bela.
THIS IS THE DUMBEST POST ON X TODAY.
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DONALD IS FINISHED — HE IS NO LONGER “HOT.” FIRST THE HANDS (SO TINY) AND NOW ME — GAVIN C. NEWSOM — HAVE TAKEN AWAY HIS “STEP.” MANY ARE SAYING HE CAN’T EVEN DO THE “BIG STAIRS” ON AIR FORCE ONE ANYMORE — USES THE LITTLE BABY STAIRS NOW. SAD! TOMORROW HE’S GOT HIS “MEETING” WITH PUTIN IN “RUSSIA.” NOBODY CARES. ALL THE TELEVISION CAMERAS ARE ON ME, AMERICA’S FAVORITE GOVERNOR. EVEN LOW-RATINGS LAURA INGRAM (EDITS THE TAPES!) CAN’T STOP TALKING ABOUT MY BEAUTIFUL MAPS. YOU’RE WELCOME FOR LIBERATION DAY, AMERICA! DONNIE J MISSED “THE DEADLINE” (WHOOPS!) AND NOW I RUN THE SHOW. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER! — GCN
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Dearest mother — I hope my appearance on the magical, moving picture box filled you with joy. As you could see, my resolve has never been more robust. Squirrel oil and your peppered chipmunk feet have kept me sturdy. Life is splendid. Give the cows my best. I love you. — Andrew
Captain Andrew Luck makes an appearance 🫡 (via @NFLonPrime)
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Don’t Look Up was a documentary
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I know a lot of rich old people who lived below their means for 3+ decades to scrape together a few million and retired at the age of 60ish. Many can't go do what they want to. Hiking Machu Picchu, sailing the Caribbean by catamaran, walking Wadi Rum, etc. Do it now.
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I thought @Twitter was getting rid of bots?
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Median bank account balance in the US: $5,300. FDIC insurance limit: $250,000. Congress could raise that limit but let's not pretend that will help "average Americans." There's no free lunch: more FDIC insurance = higher costs. Those with high balances should bear that cost.
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🚨 BREAKING 🚨 TWITTER HAS BANNED @ELONJET THE INFAMOUS TWITTER ACCOUNT THAT HAD BEEN TRACKING @ELONMUSK’S PRIVATE JET
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Don't usually agree with Tomi, but I would sure hope Brittney Griner is proud to be an American now
I wonder if Brittney Griner will sing and stand for the National Anthem now that the United States has compromised national security to free her?… #BrittneyGriner
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I was let go by Sequoia Capital today. Buck had to stop somewhere. I was the 27 year old associate responsible for copying and pasting revenue and profit numbers from a spreadsheet in the FTX data room into a PowerPoint slide in an investment memo as diligence
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Am I the only person not paying $8 to get verified?
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One small idea would be to stop shitting on my family when you’re running for office in Arizona.
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California drawing the line at legal sports betting is hilarious. Can take heroin in state approved clinics but can’t take TCU +7 this weekend legally.
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Imagine McDonald's makes its own money, let's call them clown-bucks, keeps most of it, and sells some to the market. McDonald's then uses their remaining clown-bucks as collateral for actual loans. And then people remember clown-bucks aren't real.
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Works for sports too!
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