But can you even do the Bend & Snap? Lean, mean legal machine.
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Clients: "I have November 11th off! All day. Are you available?"
Law firms: "......No. We, too, are off that day."
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Me: "I'm a super serious lawyer. Work work work. Don't talk to me. I'm busy."
Also me: *watches rug cleaning reels for 2 straight hours*
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Eating Chipotle for the first time in over 10 years. They don't have queso?! What sad, dry bowl is this? I'm sorry I strayed for even 1 meal, @Qboda. Never again.
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I read a sign at the courthouse that said "Welcome to the Shed" and I read it as "Welcome to the End" if you're wondering where my mindset is at right now.
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New rule for the office: Take a shot every time a client says they're "trying to sneak in for a meeting before Thanksgiving."
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An exorcist remake but it's just my dog flailing about on the carpet when it's allergy season.
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When you land in Vegas for a work conference but can't go to your gate because another airline left equipment blocking your gate:
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When you realize it's August and you don't have Christmas presents for anyone, and you know you're the failure of the family (i.e., the busy one).
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In my mid-30s and still have a panic halfway to work thinking I don't have all necessary clothes on. Great to know that fear isn't going to end.
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When you realize the members of the band you're going to see are 15+ years older than you, and you're upset that they don't respect your bedtime 👀
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Travel planning season is upon us, and everywhere I go on the Internet, a sponsored ad by Southwest Airlines appears. I feel so flattered that someone is giving me so much attention!
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I'm so excited when I cook dinner and then my husband is like "How is it?"
And I'm like "Well it probably won't kill you."
Best I can do.
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Literally no one told me my outfit was cute today. It's paired with cute white heels. I hate everyone. Good thing I know it looks good!
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