comedy writer / fantasy football degenerate

LA
Joined March 2009
I'm throwing it and it will indeed be epic. Trivia, prizes, themed signs. Tell your "Bruce friend" -- we've all got one.
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Actors: come to the picket lines! Guaranteed you will get the attention you crave!!! And we will remember who came when we’re casting our next shows #writersstrike
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life's greatest mysteries: -where do we go when we die? -why is there a line outside Maru?
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my cat just puked and then ate her puke so who needs a cat?
I went on a Bumble date and the guy showed up bleeding and that WASN'T the weirdest part of the date.
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... because the weirdest part was when the check came and I reached for my wallet and he said he'd pay because "when a woman touches money it makes me think she's a whore." (2/2)
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I don't want to be dead but I also don't want to be alive?
the next person who replies "well, we need it" to all this LA rain is getting punched in the face.
Little did we know these just opened a portal into hell
What if Benjamin Button disease is just a side effect of Long Covid
He killed himself after this fantasy week.
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