Laura Miti

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Mr Mundubile needed to have done just a little more homework ahead of his BBC Africa interview. Approach was - if you don't know the ans say anything that you do, or distract by talking but not saying anything. As for @BuyoyaJonah, what a Zambian! May his star continue to rise!

A con attempt. This person would not say - Am but I'm - and has a stronger appreciation of commas. Most importantly, he would not make a request like this to me. What's interesting is that, there must be a whole industry dedicated to updating con messaging.

Years ago, a Bemba journalist interviewed me, ahead of a gen election. Him: What is the impact of erections on the country? Me: Well, without erections, there'd be no country. Zambia's very existence depends on erections happening. Him: Thank you very much. In my heart: 🤭🤣

Mwamvela??

Aft 2 wks away, Miss L had lots to report: Aunt M said I must write things in my own words but that's not how I study. Me: Mama aren't you worried Aunt M will hear you gossip about her? This isn't gossip Ambuya. Me, I don't gossip. I just tell the truth abt what happened🤭

In SA hotel, there's no butter. Ask for some & waiter brings me margarine😏. One look & I say - sorry this isn't butter. She says it is. I say, no, it isn't. She brings me butter with an apology. Yes I'm a butter snob & yet I travel with Ricoffy coz I don't like "real" coffee😊

Haaau! Isn't Mr Monde dizzy with all this defecting🤭?

Look at the number of titles Ba Joshua Banda actively carries on a day to day basis. Wow - Professor AND Dr🤔! OK, he has arrived in life🤭.

I had only hours, in Lsk, between my Luapula & SA trips, hardly seeing the girls. One of the updates from Miss N: - Ambuya, the whole week we've been listening to music on the way to school. No BBC. I feel like I have missed a lot. I don't know what's happening in the world🤭

Received a message from a truck driver who said he read my post on my search for affordable honey, and bought me a couple of bottles while in Zimbabwe. What a kind generous thought from someone I don't know! Thank you Mr Phiri! God bless you and yours🙏🏾!

The amount of unnecessary hardship you have to look away from, while working in rural Zambia, because it is just not in your power to address, is stressful. The last 10 days in Milenge with the ACA @zambiaasks were fulfilling but difficult.

Today, bought two vipyango worth K5 each, from a lady. Gave her K50. Ndipo she waxed lyrical about God blessing her. He made her come my way & greet me... She didn't thank me. Just delivered a sermon that, essentially, translated to how God took a K50 from my bag & gave her🤭.

Elderly lady at Milenge ACA @zambiaasks training, in a pained voice - where will our many Gr 12s be employed, if all local opportunities go to people from Mansa Samfya CB & Lsk. When will our educated youth get jobs in their area? Do decision makers care about this kind of pain?

So ninshi, when England wins the 3026 World Cup, their pundits will take credit for having made a correct - it's coming home - prediction? Baja bantu confident false prophecy - same same naba Papa of the Fire on the Mountain Tabarnacle of Glory Church International

In Gr 10, my Miss T was failing Math like🤦🏾‍♀️. Found Mr Chirwa. He tutored her like she was his daughter. Utterly dedicated. She achieved a whole merit in Gr 12. He now works with Miss N, who missed topics in a change of schools. She's happy. 0973426752 #CelebrateExcellence

Guy Scott. Wonderful conversationalist, wicked sense of humour, depository of extensive knowledge and history, passionate Zambian, wonderful human being. Left his mark! So sorry Charlotte!

I'm supporting the ACA @ZambiaAsks to train women in Milenge District to understand the changes in our election system. We are also trying to reduce the high incidence of spoilt ballots in our elections. Training in rural Zambia involves lots of improvisation.

Whatever happens in the 2nd half - thank you Congo for the 1st half. Tawina half😁