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Laura

@LauraM44

Blue Jays, bouncy balls, and Oxford commas. Former Butterfly Care Technician. Currently work in telecom. Jimmy Buffett Parrothead 🍔🍹🐌🦋🏝️ Hear me squawk!

 Toronto, Ontario
Joined July 2010
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Replying to @JanelleCShane
I feel a strange kinship with this chatbot. Like, I could probably hold a conversation with it longer than with a human lol
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Not me looking up a reference in The Three Musketeers and reading this as Super-Bus ✨🚌 .. 🤣
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It was heartbreaking to be in the clubhouse after the Game 7 World Series loss. What an amazing group of guys. I don’t know if I’ll ever have the chance to cover a team that loved each other as much as this one did. Blue Jays Forever💙
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“I hope I have another chance with this group — I love them.” An emotional Chris Bassitt after Game 7 of the World Series. Bassitt heads into free agency this offseason. #BlueJays #WorldSeries
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Tor clubhouse was filled with raw emotion. Guys were in tears, including Max Scherzer who spoke about the Jays in between wiping his eyes: "I'm 41 years old and I never thought I could love baseball this much. My love for the game was so strong because their love for the game."
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One crazy thing about this season is you could have Hollywood produce a movie from the @Dodgers perspective, or Hollywood North produce a movie from the @BlueJays perspective, and you'd probably cheer for the main characters of both. If they had different team names, of course 😉
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Though we do love a good underdog story, so maybe this is just the first 20 minutes of the movie that set the scene for the @BlueJays to win the next year..... 🤞🤞
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I just have to vent. I haaaaaaate paying for cold foam @StarbucksCanada It's like paying for shipping. If something charges me for shipping, I automatically no longer need it. Good way to save money, not a good way to entice customers by paying for froth 😆
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It would be a perfect opportunity to make the loyalty cards worth it - free cold foam with a Starbucks account. I wouldn't feel like I'm getting fleeced so I'd probably get it more often @Starbucks @StarbucksCanada
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High hopes that @duolingo will teach me how to deal with bureaucracy 😂
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Hey little guy, whatcha doin’? flightradar24.com/N676CB/377…
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Hey @CocaCola just tried the limited edition @Oreo zero sugar and am actually really impressed how close it tastes to an Oreo! But I really really don't like aspartame so was wondering if there's any plan to do a full sugar version? I think it'd taste even better!
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Hi @duolingo I apparently got my September challenge badge but didn't get a notification! I may be in a bad reception area, but I was thinking it would be really cool if we could click on previous badges we've earned to see them big again. I like to save the pics!
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Hey @googlemaps ! Can I suggest sth? When travelling I often want to save a chain of something (restaurant, cafe) to try, but I'm only able to save individual places in my lists. Would LOVE to be able to save a chain to a list so if I'm travelling I can see if there's one nearby!
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Do people named Rich have fun introducing themselves? #RandomThoughts
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Rude that @McDonaldsCanada gets rid of dollar drink days. A large Coke is now $3.39 (& it's smaller than in the States)! I used to make a trip to get a drink and inevitably grab something else, but now it's such an offensive price I don't bother going at all. Talk about rip-off!
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Just checked and it'd be $8.78 for French fries and a Coke 😂 #criesinCanadianpricing
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Oh, and that's without tax.....
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*** Reminder *** 👀Watch👀 vs 🚨Warning🚨 #ONStorm – at Vaughan, Ontario
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medical toxicologist here…I know a lot about poisonous plants please don’t drink Lily of the Valley tea (even if it’s for sale on TikTok) the plant is poisonous and can kill you
Image from Josh Trebach, MD (@jtrebach)
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there are old mushroom hunters there are bold mushroom hunters but there are no old bold mushroom hunters
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