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Phil Farda

@LaughFarda

[ Entrepreneur and Comedian ] [ https://xitter.cf/t.co/pnRQpnJkA3 ] [ https://xitter.cf/t.co/ryx51HYJK1 ]

 Utica, New York
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Joined April 2012
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"Ooh baby I'd like a straw" - ODB dining out
Security: "Sir, you can't be in here!" Me: *holds up Mango White Claw* Security: "Carry on."
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Me: Gets the vaccine. Me: *doesn't become immortal* Guy from high school: GUESS THE VACCINE DOESN'T WORK!!!!1
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On Black Friday I bought @rileyreidx3's panties half off. I was so disappointed when they showed up completely off.
I ordered a fitness tracker from Wish. It was just a watch band with a mirror on it.
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They should call it Major Justice League Baseball because every game lasts 4.5 hours and feels like it's happening in slow motion.
"I'd really like to kiss you, NO CUOMO!" - me hitting on a man at a wedding
I don't know what man needs to hear this, but you're not in love with that woman she's just really attractive.
The only thing that's going to stop this is a good virus with a gun.
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I think it's been long enough. Someone should explain to Trump that a quarantine isn't a fruit.
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The Uticast@Uticast23 Jul 2019
BRAND NEW: GFOP @LaughFarda returns for a record Sixth Time to discuss the 2019 Utica Comedy Cup!! Plus, @UticaPlayers, Wedding Nonsense and history lessons!! #MadeInUtica uticast.com/episode-213-phil…
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Nicole@Nic03285 Dec 2018
Replying to @macbuckpro @Buckshot114 @MadeInUtica @SaranacBrewery @LaughFarda @CityofUtica
Good point! Here is the flyer!
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Nicole@Nic03288 Nov 2018
Take Two. Hey Everyone!!!! Including @nottjmiller... Don't forget to buy your tickets early for the @MadeInUtica @LaughFarda (CNY Comedy) event being held @SaranacBrewery! Same event, New Venue!!! madeinutica.com/shop/comedy/ #comedyCNY
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Do you think when skunks fart it smells good?
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Life Hack: Tell your boss early on that you have poor cell service at home so when they try to call you into work you can just hang up.
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Chicks get pregnant and act like it's some special miracle. It's not a miracle, Samantha. It's a glob of cum.
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Back at it with the "Mac" Masur reunion show! @ Bellionaire Studios instagram.com/p/Bn8aoqXFVoG/… – at Lyncourt, NY
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This line is dope!!!
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Replying to @nottjmiller
First comedian performance will be December 8th collaborating with Comedy CNY and @LaughFarda
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