Passing out bottles of Unicorn Sauce to trick-or-treaters this year

Just found out what a lunch & learn is... day ruined. Let me eat my feelings in peace.

Waiting patiently in line to ask for another Unicorn Shot (I've had 6)

Is pizza a soup, salad or sandwich? Defend your answer 🤔

WOULD YOU RATHER: try the pizza from A Goofy Movie or Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles? 🤔🍕

I think things would've gone better for Walter White if maybe he only sold pizza idk just a thought

What's a professional way to say "I can't focus on work right now because all I'm thinking about is the pizza I'm going to **** up later"

Girl dinner (cheezy stix)

Things that go bump in the night: - me walking to my fridge to eat leftover pizza - the man in my walls

Happy Monday! Ready for another week of The Horrors

If you let me merge on I-71 I'll give you a free slice card

If my pizza has vegetables on it does that make it healthy?

MFW I hear the Gaba-Ghoul is back

Late night sauce can mean more than one thing 😉 GET SOME FOR YOURSELF: latenightslice.com/merch/p/u… 💦

"I asked ChatGPT" ok well I huffed Unicorn Sauce fumes and asked the man living in my wall

Why do football players yell "hut?" Why don't they yell "late night slice" instead. Don't give Pizza Hut that free promo 😤

You're telling me a unicorn made this sauce??? 🦄 latenightslice.com/merch/p/u…

Don't bring iced coffee to an interview. Bring a cup full of ranch. Assert dominance.

All you "it's not officially fall yet" people can SHUT YOUR TRAPS now 😤 Me and my pumpkin spice slice aren't listening

Would you rather post on LinkedIn or win one million free pizzas and also be given a unicorn 🤔