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Oh boy, oh boy! A President Show Documentary: The Fall of Donald Trump starts right now on @ComedyCentral!!
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I’m a big tough guy!!!!
Badass, Mr. President! A President Show Documentary: The Fall of Donald Trump premieres October 22 at 11/10c.
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The Fake News with a real scoop!
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When he’s capitalizing the word “Country.”
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My happy place: on a television set, next to my hot daughter, and laughing at my awful son.
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The year is 2030. Where is @LateNightDonald? Find out when A President Show Documentary: The Fall of Donald Trump premieres October 22 at 11/10c.
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America, behold your president in all his glory. A President Show Documentary: The Fall of Donald Trump premieres October 22.
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Future image from the year 2024. My hair still looks great!
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NFL players must stand at all times! Remove all benches stools and knees from sideline!
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My FAVORITE hated sycophant, Lyin’ Ted, is in a tough race, and I am proud to rub it in his awful face that I’m bailing him out.
Don’t worry, @tedcruz – the president's here with the only endorsement you need.
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I have everyone in my administration sign NDAs, and they are very binding. Tighter than a hug from Mike Pence. Cool it, Mike! Too tight!
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So sad to see Nikki Haley go. But so excited to name some maniac to take her place. I mean a real saves-his-pee kind of whack job!
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People love to drive around this country and look at the fall foliage. You’re looking at dead leaves, folks. I like leaves that aren’t dead.
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Maybe if teachers didn’t spend all of their money on things like markers and chalk they wouldn’t have to beg for more money. So greedy!! #WorldTeachersDay
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I've said all along my father gave me a very small $1 million loan...the other $60 million I STOLE from the IRS! Get it right @NYTimes
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What should I text everyone today? #PresidentialAlert
5%Testing: FEMA Alert
37%WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!! JK!
58%You up?
1,617 votes • Final results
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I misspoke when I said @ceciliavega is “never thinking.” Clearly, I meant to say she’s never boofing.
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I'm back! Mike switched the password on me but Mother6969 was too damn easy. on.cc.com/2xPcVeY
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Most people day dream, but I day nightmare! xitter.cf/presidentshow/status/9…
Watch as The President is visited by the specter of Special Counsel Robert Mueller (played by Griffin Dunne)!
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