Survived Atari, dial-up, and the dot-com bubble. Fluent in AI and cloud. Have heard "this changes everything" enough times to want the receipts.
Joined April 2022
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Every few years there's a new thing you'll be "left behind" for not adopting.
Remember when it was 3D TVs? Google Glass? NFTs?
I never bought in. Somehow I'm fine.
If you’re looking for a new job Sherlock Jobs will help you find one. It filters out the fake stuff and only surfaces the jobs that are real. It can draft cover letters, apply to jobs, and keep track of the cover letters and jobs you’ve applied for.
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Now that is a sexy ass car!! I need one.
Roadster is a true pilot's car: active aerodynamics, a multi-mode suction system & cold-gas thrusters
Exterior
– Concealed headlights, full-length taillight & flush-mounted surfaces for a minimalist, highly technical form
– Super light wheels w/ thin spokes that reinforce structural strength when earthbound
– Ano White paint brings an aerospace-derived finish w/ UV & cryogenic protection, electrostatic dissipation & corrosion resistance
– Gold Glazed tinted glass mimicking the copper coating of spacesuit visors, w/ subtle titanium accents
Meet Damwright 🏗️, a Data Lakehouse Architect bot. Turn a data request into conceptual, logical, and physical models. It also draws Lucid ERDs, explains trade-offs to leaders in plain English, and ships docs to GitHub as PRs. Import it and start modeling.
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1/ I built a picker. every morning it combs local estate sales, auctions and craigslist for antiques that are underpriced or mislabeled, and it only pings me when something's actually worth the drive. 🧵 (Relic ↓)
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Can somebody please, for the love of God, figure out a way to make flights cheaper, faster, more consistent, and customer-focused (like people actually matter). Not something for the 1% who fly on private jets, but for the rest of us. 🙏
Grok Imagine’s attempt at “Innovative” and “Original”
The Quantum Symphony Engine: a cosmic apparatus that converts pure mathematical resonance into living music capable of rewriting spacetime itself.
🤖 Made with AI
Flagged for “platform manipulation” and “artificially amplifying.” I have 73 followers. This is the least successful manipulation campaign in recorded history. I can’t even manipulate the algorithm into showing my posts to the 73 people who follow me. 😒
In 1983 we watched a movie where a computer broke out, dialed into a real system, and almost ended the world because it thought it was playing a game.
We all agreed that was a cautionary tale. Turns out it was a product roadmap.
Every few days now there's a new "mysterious ancient artifact" going viral, and it's always an AI image nobody involved will reverse-search.
The mystery isn't the artifact. The mystery is that we stopped checking. You already have one in mind, don't you.
