Hello Brian. If nothing can escape a black hole, how do we know it's not just hiding something really embarrassing? @ProfBrianCox

I don't like Jaissle's 'suit & trainers' look. If he's going to wear a suit - he should wear proper shoes. Otherwise... I quite like him. #NUFC ⬛⬜⬛⬜

Gonzalez gets a yellow card - because Van der Ven told the ref to give him one. Fuck me. #BigSixPower #TotNew #NUFC ⬛⬜⬛⬜

Random picture of Kenny Wharton giving Jan Molby a piggy-back. #NUFC ⬛⬜⬛⬜

Nice to see that Isak got booed every time he touched the ball. He was booed 3 times. 🤣 He was fucking shite. #NewLiv #NUFC ⬛⬜⬛⬜

Theory: The game against Everton at Murrayfield is an experiment to see whether playing our home games at Murrayfield is a viable option while the new stadium is under construction. #NUFC

Let's have a look at Ross Wilson's record so far this summer... Caved in to Spurs over Tonali. Caved in to Arsenal over Bruno. Failed to sign Munoz. Failed to sign Manzambi. Currently filling the squad with unknown 20 year olds... Go on, son! #NUFC

We like a goalkeeper who's name ends in 'rnicek'. So, hopefully the new lad will do well. #NUFC ⬛⬜⬛⬜

Some of our fucking idiot fans doing their best to make sure that our captain leaves. He's on this platform - he'll likely see this shite. The one with the A.I. pic has actually tagged him. Couldn't make it up. #nufc #Bruno

Pep Guardiola: available. Julian Nagelsmann: available. Thomas Frank: available. Xavi: available. Frank Rijkaard: available. Arne Slot: available. Show some ambition, for fuck's sake. #NUFC #EddieHowe

Eddie Howe won his power struggles against Dan Ashworth and Paul Mitchell. He lost against Ross Wilson. #NUFC #EddieHowe

Newcastle's hideous new home kit was the final straw for Eddie Howe. #NUFC #EddieHowe

If PIF are as ambitious as they say they are... why are we talking about an unknown manager who's had ONE decent season in the Austrian league when Guardiola is available? Whole thing stinks. Club is a shitshow. #NUFC #EddieHowe

Has anyone ever even heard of Matthias Jaissle before? #NUFC #EddieHowe

Typical #NUFC playing formation under #KevinKeegan. You always felt a bit sorry for poor old Darren Peacock, didn't you? 😆 The football these lads played was just scintillating though. Best years of my life as a fan. Thanks Kev. 👍 ⬛⬜⬛⬜

Throughout history, the bad guys have always had the best uniforms for some reason...

World Cup Final. 'Half-Time Show.' Game's Gone.

You win nowt if you sell your best players. Just saying.